hmm

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Sleeping on the couch for the past four days gives one lots of time to think about life, the universe, what color looks best for the seats in the Porsche; you know, the essentials that keep the mind going.

So tell me this, men and ladies, if you had the chance to steal just one thing, what would it be? So long as it's not in my basement, mind you. Those don't count in this.

And for whoever I haven't met yet, it's Phantom Thief Dark~ Not related to that other half-rate one in any way. ♥

Comments

[weapons-fetish.livejournal.com]

What is it with you guys and stealing things? Honestly...

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

It's more than just stealing. It's my job.

[weapons-fetish.livejournal.com]

I bet it pays well.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Not quite, miss. It's about saving art, not money.

Anon/untraceable forever

[pandorabox]

To anyone reading this? he's just jealous because this 'half-rate' is twice the thief he'll ever be. ♥

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Sly as ever, rookie. No wonder your maiden spent that whole weekend in France with me~

[pandorabox]

No wonder this thief stole your sacred maiden's prized car.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

If I remember correctly, I told you to steal it. How's the ride working for you, by the way?

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

On the outs with Rufus, Dark? And here I thought you seemed so happy at your birthday mere weeks ago...

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Maybe I like sleeping on the couch. What's your point?

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

You really expect me to believe that?

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Why yes, I do.

[loldontknowusry.livejournal.com]

I've never thought about stealing.. But it could only be one thing? That's tough.. And there goes my grocery list..

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Just one thing. Tough, isn't it?

[maraich]

I'd steal a heart.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

That can be tricky.

[maraich]

Doesn't matter. I know someone in need of a heart.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I can think of a few things.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

One thing.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Why steal when I already have who and what I want?

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Stop, you'll make me blush.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Your genitals. And then burn them.

You know why.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

I was hoping you'd be a little more creative.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Maybe you want me to peel them first and saute them in a little virgin olive oil?

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

I think they call that cannibalism.