http://2heads2killu.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] 2heads2killu.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2009-02-12 06:39 pm
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[Failed lock from Tayuya]

Oi, Ducks. 

What do girls like to recieve as gifts? Preferably bitchy girls who pretend they're boys. I honestly doubt she belongs to the female race so I don't want cute little kittens and sparkly ass jewerly  to be suggested as a present. And none of that love crap either. I'm not in love and I don't think she is either. Her birthday just happens to be a day after Valentine's day. Ironic, of all the holidays...
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[identity profile] notvrgn-really.livejournal.com 2009-02-12 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You get 'er a nice, hot dicking.

Duh.

[identity profile] notvrgn-really.livejournal.com 2009-02-12 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Love you too, buddy~

[identity profile] in-ur-dna.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
I, for one, agree with the fatass.

[identity profile] notvore-really.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
I, for one, would appreciate not being called that.

1/2

[identity profile] notvore-really.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Only in the most positive sense, mind y

2/2

[identity profile] notvore-really.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
...

Since when do you have that sort of diction?

[identity profile] in-ur-dna.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone can fathom that sort of diction.

[Outloud in Otogakure]

[identity profile] in-ur-dna.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever the hell diction means.

[identity profile] notvore-really.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...I get the feeling you're abusing a thesaurus, and I'll have you know that the poor thing does not deserve any of that.

[identity profile] 2heads2killu.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell is oleaginous?

[identity profile] notvore-really.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an insult that suggest one is very smarmy. Where he learned it, I haven't a clue.

[identity profile] 2heads2killu.livejournal.com 2009-02-12 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
.... You can give her that. I, for one, value my life and possibly the life of my manhood.

[identity profile] notvrgn-really.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I totally value my manhood. What you're forgettin' is that I've got that gold armor, an' I can make it cover anything.

[identity profile] notvore-really.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Sakon, next time I see you, would you be so kind as to drive a kunai through my skull? I can't see any other way to get that image out of my head.

[identity profile] 2heads2killu.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Gladly. And your dead body can 'accidentally' fall ontop of me crushing my poor little body. And then we can both be dead.

[identity profile] notvore-really.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
And it will be a beautiful end to this horrible, horrible situation.

[identity profile] in-ur-dna.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
And I'll be left to deal with it all. Fuckers.

[identity profile] notvore-really.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
We'll leave an exploding tag for you or something.

[identity profile] in-ur-dna.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Lovely.

[identity profile] 2heads2killu.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
A beautiful end. Goodbye cruel world, you were always a faggot.

[identity profile] in-ur-dna.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Creativly sick.

[identity profile] sound-bitch.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
I am fairly sure this is why I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU!

[identity profile] 2heads2killu.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
It was Kidoumaru's fucking idea, not ours!
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[personal profile] sound_council 2009-02-13 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
You could replace all those undergarments that were dyed pink. I'm sure she'd appreciate that.

[identity profile] 2heads2killu.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Why the hell would I want to touch her undergarments. And I don't even know what size fits.
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[personal profile] sound_council 2009-02-13 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Many are one size fits all.

It would merely be useful for her to have undergarments that she would like.

[identity profile] 2heads2killu.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Tayuya isn't in the 'all' category.
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[personal profile] sound_council 2009-02-13 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure she'll take that as a complement.
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[personal profile] sound_council 2009-02-14 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
How much chocolate have you gotten her so far?

[identity profile] 2heads2killu.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
None. Why the fuck would I get her chocolate?
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[personal profile] sound_council 2009-02-14 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Girls are supposed to like it.

[identity profile] sound-bitch.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
....

Why the fuck are you getting me anything?

[identity profile] 2heads2killu.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
None of your god damn business.

[identity profile] sound-bitch.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't want you getting me shit, so don't even bother.

[identity profile] 2heads2killu.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Then deal with the fucking birthday beating, bitch.

[identity profile] sound-bitch.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
You have to get close enough first.

[identity profile] 2heads2killu.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You say that every year and every year you cry, bitch and whine because we broke something.

[identity profile] sound-bitch.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse me for being a little attached to my limbs and their well being!
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