[Forward dated to V-day virus]

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

Alright it's another fucking holiday. What am I supposed to get for my ungrateful lover that I can't give him any OTHER fucking day? Something that'll get him off my back and let me finish my damn work too. Damn brat keeps screaming at me and trying to get me to leave the office for something or another.

Any suggestions community? What would make him shut the hell up for a good hour or two?

((ooc: Not sure if this okay Ran-mun, but I'm not 100% sure I'll be on tomorrow so I wanted to get something done now. orz' ALSO, IF I STOP MAKING SENSE TELL ME BECAUSE THAT MEANS MY FEVER IS BACK. AND I SHOULD GO TO SLEEP.))

Comments

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

I'm expecting something great!

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

Once I fucking find something I haven't given you before.

Also, stop fucking playing with my paperwork.

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

A mansion would be nice.

I'm trying to learn how to make those paper planes. They seem fun.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

Never giving you a mansion, give it up.

Important documents and missions reports are NOT supposed to be made into paper fucking airplanes!

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

Why not?

I'm more important, aren't I? I need some entertainment.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

First of all, all the ones on the market are pieces of crap. Second, those crappy places cost to much.

Watch the TV! Why else would I put one in the room?!

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

I don't care. I want one.

There's nothing good on!

[notheoryinchaos.livejournal.com]

I'm told ball gags work miracles~

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

I want him to shut up, not find something ELSE to go off about.

[notheoryinchaos.livejournal.com]

I find they muffle complaints quite effectively.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

Really now? You have personal experience?

[notheoryinchaos.livejournal.com]

I don't endorse products that I haven't tested.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

Do you have a strong one you could suggest then? If it'll get me some peace and quiet I'll try almost anything.

[notheoryinchaos.livejournal.com]

Any brand will do~ Most seem to run on 'you get what you pay for.' A sturdy pair of handcuffs make a nice accessory. I'm sure they'd help prevent escape.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to get a good pair of both then. See if that helps any.

Thanks for your input.

[prideoftheshark.livejournal.com]

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[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

...? What? You can't tell me you can stand hearing him scream all day.

[sun-cutie-plz.livejournal.com]

..B-boss? When did... this happen?