video; untraceable, ip blocked, blah blah blah forever

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

[The video switches on to the visage of Superman on the top of a building. Behind him, it can clearly be seen as the Gotham Sheraton. He's giving a big cheery smile and waving slightly]

Did you know that the biggest crime on Valentine's Day are undergarment raids? Be careful to secure your laundry.

[a small laugh as if he amused himself]

I hope everyone had a very happy and safe Valentine's Day with the people you care about. I'm glad I didn't see any of you on my usual rounds.

Comments

[fasterthan]

Well jeez, Supes, didn't realize you were so concerned about that kind of thing.

[ip untraceable, voice, anonymous] forever

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

This is what you spend your time doing?

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

[A blink and a confused expression before]

Supes?

same here

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

Public Service Announcements are a luxury that some of us have.

[fasterthan]

Oh, sorry, old habits die hard.

Superman.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

Public Service Announcements about underwear.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

[Superman, he still does not get it.]

... yes?

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

It's still a crime.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

You're right; why try to stop murderers and mobsters when people are having their laundry raided.

[fasterthan]

...not my Superman. Right.

Sorry, I'm the Flash, nice to meet you. Fastest man alive, you know.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

You say that as if I didn't do that already.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

There's more than one Superman? That must be tiring.

... I don't know if you're the fastest.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

There's a reason for that.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

You can always check with the Chief of Police to see.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the Chief of Police could also provide me with estimates for the property damage your style of "helping" entail.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

Some of us don't have to destroy half a city to stop crime.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

You're right, some of us don't. But, you do.

[fasterthan]

...Well there was that one time where we had two at once. That was pretty crazy.

Yeah, well, the Superman from my world and I haven't raced yet, but it's my claim to fame, so I sure hope it's true.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to keep that in mind. Another pair of panties saved, thanks to Superman.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

That must be exhausting, rather than crazy.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

At least I kept in under four million this time around.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

I'm only doing my civil duty.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

I think the criminals do enough of that on their own - I don't need to provide assistance, and neither should you.

[fasterthan]

Well, one of them was... uh... I wouldn't say evil per say, but definitely misguided. So yeah, that was crazy and exhausting.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

And doing a mighty fine job at it.