video; untraceable, ip blocked, blah blah blah forever

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

[The video switches on to the visage of Superman on the top of a building. Behind him, it can clearly be seen as the Gotham Sheraton. He's giving a big cheery smile and waving slightly]

Did you know that the biggest crime on Valentine's Day are undergarment raids? Be careful to secure your laundry.

[a small laugh as if he amused himself]

I hope everyone had a very happy and safe Valentine's Day with the people you care about. I'm glad I didn't see any of you on my usual rounds.

Comments

[fasterthan]

Well jeez, Supes, didn't realize you were so concerned about that kind of thing.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

[A blink and a confused expression before]

Supes?

[fasterthan]

Oh, sorry, old habits die hard.

Superman.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

[Superman, he still does not get it.]

... yes?

[fasterthan]

...not my Superman. Right.

Sorry, I'm the Flash, nice to meet you. Fastest man alive, you know.

[ip untraceable, voice, anonymous] forever

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

This is what you spend your time doing?

same here

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

Public Service Announcements are a luxury that some of us have.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

Public Service Announcements about underwear.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

It's still a crime.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

You're right; why try to stop murderers and mobsters when people are having their laundry raided.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to keep that in mind. Another pair of panties saved, thanks to Superman.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

I'm only doing my civil duty.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

And doing a mighty fine job at it.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

Another satisfied citizen.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Keep up the good work.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Well now my Valentine's day plans are foiled.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

I would say I'm sorry, but I'm really not.

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone steal underwear?

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

It's called a pantie raid for a reason?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

...

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

[Ah! A smile?]

Can I help you miss?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

This is ridiculous. I'm assuming it's meant to be a joke?

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised.

[peektuttut]

...Hah. Nice of you, Superman, but I think pantie raids are the least Gothamites have to worry about.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

So I've seen.