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Being the considerate guy I am I'm making an ad on behalf of everyone's favorite well endowed dean of medicine who just happens to need a babysitter.

No superheros, Tommy Lee Jones or unwed teenage mothers.

Or that chick with the early worry lines and the bad attitude. Showing off her nightclothes like that was just improper.

Edit: And flying metal cans that reek suspiciously of ~~vodka~~ scotch. Sorry, had to be politically correct.

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Well, isn't this nice of you.

I'm just a considerate guy.

You're advertising for a babysitter on the internet? On this website?

They say the same thing about salmonella.

I don't think I'd trust children with most of the people here.

I have a feeling this might not be the best place to call for a babysitter.

Well you are a masochist.

My god, I must be some kind of monster.

So, interested or not? You're not pregnant too are you?

Oh I'm an excellent judge of character. Little what's her face will be in good hands.

You're right, I'll go ask one of the recovering junkies in the clinic for references.

No, I'm not pregnant. And I'd do if it was to help her, not you.

Oh yeah because that'll be loads of help.
Whatever happened to leaving the baby with, I dunno, relatives or someone?

Little what's her face.

Clearly you really care about the poor dear.

Oh, my aching heart. Good thing I have all this alcohol and oxycoden to mix and ease the pain.

It's already taken care of.

Me and her are like this. You can supply the finger crossing gesture for visual aide.

Who are you?

You'll be taking it when I win.

Relatives? Who knows what they'll do. Given Cuddy's unfortunate demeanor they'd probably sell her to an kidney salesmen for half off.

Oh, I did, don't you worry.

Well good luck finding a babysitter who isn't out to kidnap or kill her. Since you're obviously so tight, I'm sure you'd be very broken up about it, if that were to happen.

You'll probably remember the post where you antagonized her for asking about adoptions.

You're trying to distract me with dirty talk. I like that.

Thank you.

That is terrible.

And did you even ask Cuddy if she didn't already have someone to take care of the baby before you jumped up and typed this out?

Are you a doctor?

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