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[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Being the considerate guy I am I'm making an ad on behalf of everyone's favorite well endowed dean of medicine who just happens to need a babysitter.

No superheros, Tommy Lee Jones or unwed teenage mothers.

Or that chick with the early worry lines and the bad attitude. Showing off her nightclothes like that was just improper.

Edit: And flying metal cans that reek suspiciously of vodka scotch. Sorry, had to be politically correct.

Comments

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Well, isn't this nice of you.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

I'm just a considerate guy.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

They say the same thing about salmonella.

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

You're advertising for a babysitter on the internet? On this website?

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

My god, I must be some kind of monster.

So, interested or not? You're not pregnant too are you?

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not pregnant. And I'd do if it was to help her, not you.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'd trust children with most of the people here.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm an excellent judge of character. Little what's her face will be in good hands.

[h8tickerbug.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling this might not be the best place to call for a babysitter.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

You're right, I'll go ask one of the recovering junkies in the clinic for references.

[philoxidizes]

It's already taken care of.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Who are you?

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[legaldogooder.livejournal.com]

What about you?

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

I'm going camping. Me and old what's her face can't bond this time unfortunately.

[sapping.livejournal.com]

How young is the kid? If you don't have anybody else, I could go ahead and do it for her.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Are you pregnant or a superhero? I'm guessing your not Tommy Lee Jones in disguise.

[maraich]

A babysitter? Why?

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

We need someone to watch the ones we do have so we can find more for her to feast upon.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I am not improper.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Deviant. You better not be typing this in your nightwear.

[dormition]

I don't think Itsuki needs the help.

[ooc: FOR THOSE FOLLOWING ALONG AT HOME, dated accurately, so after the V-day virus. Could make things awkward. xD;]

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Oh good, the friend of the kid I don't know vagues for him. My relief is insurmountable.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

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