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[dogsof-war.livejournal.com]

Uncle. This isn't fucking funny. You don't turn me into a child, least of all when I'm planning a raid. Someone turn me back before I fucking start leveling continents.

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[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

You don't look like you could level a sand castle.

[dogsof-war.livejournal.com]

Good. When I rip out your spine and beat you with it, it will be a fucking shock.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Oohoo, such big words from such a small frame.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Actually kid, it's fucking hilarious.

[dogsof-war.livejournal.com]

It's going to be fucking hysterical when I'm forced to kill you then.

[trinities]

Shut up, don't threaten my brother!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

If you're going to get stroppy with me kid, then I think's it's time you had a Time Out. You can come back when you're prepared to stop being a brat.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

...Wow. You know, I thought I'd seen it all, but those are word I definitely wasn't expecting out of a ten-year-old.

Does your mother know you're here?

[dogsof-war.livejournal.com]

Then it's a good thing I'm a bit older than ten.

My mother has nothing to do with this.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

Ten and a half? Three quarters? Sorry, I forget how specific you kids like to be, sometimes.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

I probably shouldn't tell you that you're kind of...cute, should I?

[dogsof-war.livejournal.com]

No.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Pretend I never typed anything, then. Thought never even crossed me mind.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, you're a kid.

[dogsof-war.livejournal.com]

You're a fucking genius.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Must be my dad's intelligence.

[philoxidizes]

Does he still look a little diabolical or is that just me?

[dogsof-war.livejournal.com]

Unless you want a broken nose, shut up.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

He still looks like he'd pull someone's brain out through their eye sockets for fun, if that's what you mean, yeah.

[therealhades.livejournal.com]

Give unkie a hug. ♥

[dogsof-war.livejournal.com]

I fucking hate you.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

... are you actually adorable?

[dogsof-war.livejournal.com]

No.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

.............Fuck.

[dogsof-war.livejournal.com]

No shit.