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[shadow-shades.livejournal.com]

Alright people, and non-people things, I have a very important question for those of you with a game called "Mortal Kombat" on your world. Is there a Johnny Cage in the game? And if so, did they make me as handsome as I should be?

I only ask because I think my agent is stealing any inter-dimensional profits I may have coming to me.

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I own a few of the games.

[shadow-shades.livejournal.com]

There's more than one? Am I in any of them?

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I could send them to you and you could see?

[shadow-shades.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it just be easier to tell me if there was a stunningly handsome character in the game?

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Sure.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

You're in a game, babe?

[shadow-shades.livejournal.com]

I'm not quite sure yet. The fun life-or-death, end of the world tournament I'm in is a game though.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

... Best. Game ever. Are people still allowed to sign up?

[shadow-shades.livejournal.com]

Well, crazy sorcerer and Captain Static Cling aside, I don't think any of us actually signed up.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

I'm totally there. It's been a while since I've fought in a tournament.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Even if you are. You ain't gettin' any money from these people.


... Been tryin' that with Disney myself.

[shadow-shades.livejournal.com]

That's why you should never work with Disney. You haven't seen my agent work though, he's a demon. He could shake down Scrooge.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

I didn't choose too. I blame the guy from Canada.

When he's down with those people can I borrow him?

[shadow-shades.livejournal.com]

Hell, blame the entire nation of Canada. They probably have it coming for something.

If you feel like giving him your soul. Or your first born, whatever he's taking now. Maybe he just wants to suck the blood from your veins.

[is-primes-pants.livejournal.com]

Think Rad, Carlos and Billy have mentioned a game going by that name. Have to ask them about that for you.

[shadow-shades.livejournal.com]

That would be appreciated, even if it's still really weird to think about.

[is-primes-pants.livejournal.com]

Alright, will look into it as soon as possible.

[shadow-shades.livejournal.com]

Be sure to get notes on if I'm handsome in the game. If I'm in it. Otherwise it's libel.

[gizmonic-labrat.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I used to play Mortal Kombat all the time when I was a little younger. You're in... I don't know if it's all of them, since I haven't seen every game, but you're in all the ones I remember.

[shadow-shades.livejournal.com]

Which means my agent is holding out on me. Tell me they at least made me half as handsome as I really am.

[gizmonic-labrat.livejournal.com]

Well, uh, I'm not one to judge video game characters on their looks, but I can find you some pictures?

[shadow-shades.livejournal.com]

I'm not liking that statement. Sure, this can't really get anymore weird.

[lovelovegoddess.livejournal.com]

There's a Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat! He's fun to play.

[shadow-shades.livejournal.com]

Thank you? I'm not sure how to respond to sentences like that.

[cost-benefit.livejournal.com]

"Mortal Kombat"?