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For those of you who have complained about viruses I've made a stunning revelation.

This community is a virus.

I'm not kidding. Someone get this damn thing off my computer. I've deleted it over two dozen times now and it keeps coming back.

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Finally! Someone who actually realizes that this is a problem. Good luck getting any of these sorry losers to help you, though.

I could say the same about you.

What?

Not many people realize this place is a problem.

Hey, I've known from the start that this place is no good. Unlike everyone else who thinks that it's the greatest thing since American Idol, but most of those losers are either mentally ill or people looking to get laid.

By my calculations, approximately 10 out of 10 people here are mentally ill.

Pretty much, but there is a handful of people here that are sane. Like me, for example.

And myself. That's still not very many people.

There is also one other guy on here that is completely sane, not to mention a fine gentleman.

Who is that supposed to be?

Mister Akabane, of course!

I don't know him.

Well, I suppose that's your loss, then. You'll probably see him around this place, though. He's a really tall man who wears a suit, trenchcoat, and this really big hat.

Is he from a cold area?

Huh? Of course not. He lives here in Japan.

Japan can get cold.
Why else would he wear a trenchcoat and a hat?

It's not always cold ya know.

He wears them because he looks very professional in them, of course.

I can handle professionalism.

Good. At least someone here can.

There aren't nearly enough people here who worry enough about acting like professionals. Or working hard.

I bet most of these bums haven't worked a real job in their life.

I wouldn't be surprised. They're too obsessed with chatting to their friends on this thing.

Or looking for people to sleep with.

It's disgusting.

Tell me about it, although the pedos are even more disgusting.

You should wear a longer skirt.

Wait, what? What's that got to do with anything? I wasn't saying they were going after me.

Your skirt in that icon was much too high.

It's called a fashion statement. Everyone does it.

If everyone does it then it's not much of a statement. People should cover themselves.

You didn't know that? It seems that once you come here, you can never get away...

According to my records there are plenty of people who joined the community who are no longer here. They must have figured out how to remove the infection.