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[notgettingrusty.livejournal.com]

You know, they say that being an aide to a celebrity makes you a celebrity yourself? They're lying. In fact, it's a cruel science experiment to it seem that time is slowing at an exponential rate in respect to your patience as you sit there and say "Look, Topher Grace, if you make one more That 70's Show trivia does not make it a bluff now play the damn card" - that, my friends,  is an anomaly that escaped Einstein - till now. One day, I'll use this power to steal Ancient Inca Matrimonial Headgear and not get caught for good or evil. Depends on what's in.

Anyway, long winded monologues aside, I'm Rusty Ryan.

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[h4ck3r-61rl.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the insanity, Rusty. I'm Maggie Madsen.

[notgettingrusty.livejournal.com]

Madness you say?

[h4ck3r-61rl.livejournal.com]

Pretty much, yeah.

My Washington D.C. was just leveled by something from another world. Story of my life.

[notgettingrusty.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Tokyo shares your circumstances.

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[pandorabox]

--! Hey!

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[pandorabox]

You're talking about poker, aren't you?

[notgettingrusty.livejournal.com]

I am indeed. Are you any good?

[pandorabox]

I'm a magician. What do you think?

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

Why do they call you Rusty?

[notgettingrusty.livejournal.com]

Usually people call me Rusty because that is the name I answer to.

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

Sure it's not because of the rusty sense of humor?

Excuse her getting over the fact that lol Brad Pitt is here

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

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Hey Rusty. I'm sure Einstein would be proud of your findings.

[notgettingrusty.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he'd be a better poker player too.

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

A pleasure to meet you, Rusty. I'm Leila.

[notgettingrusty.livejournal.com]

It's nice to meet you Leila. Do you play cards?

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

Not often, but I can play, yes.

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Ryan. My name is Karen Minazuki.

[notgettingrusty.livejournal.com]

Relax, Mr. Rusty is what my clients call me when they're leaving me drunk voice messages. Minazuki? Are you Japanese?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Yes. And you?

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

So... you're a celebrity's aide, Rusty?

[notgettingrusty.livejournal.com]

I help them with research.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

...Since when do celebrities actually do research? -- Oh, I'm sorry, that was rude.

Let me try that again: It's nice to meet you, I'm Lisa Reisert.

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

You're fucking kidding.

[notgettingrusty.livejournal.com]

I wish I was, honestly.

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

I knew there was a reason I stuck around this place - I'm Lady, by the way. I take it the insanity has been explained already? I really hate hazing the new guys. Seriously, the explanation is a long-winded monologue to rival your own.