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[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

Oh God, someone help me. Jesus Christ.

I am so sorry for this. Right now my mother thinks I'm signing up for Match.com. She was going to do it for me but she got occupied with something in the kitchen. Now she's poking her head out the door every three minutes (literally, every three minutes) to make sure I'm still typing.

I can't believe she wants me to do this. Since when does being single at thirty raise red flags? I really don't think it's such a big deal. I do have a very demanding job. I'd like to see her keep a boyfriend and save the world from terrorist organizations all at once.

This was the first website I found when I Googled "fuck my entire life to hell". I wonder why that is.

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[just-chuck.livejournal.com]

My sister Ellie is just like that!

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

Thirty and single?

[ripp-ner.livejournal.com]

I'm curious why you would click the link that search provided. I can't say I wouldn't have - I am here after all. Maybe humoring me will give you that typing time you need.

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

There wasn't much thought involved. Simply trying to appear occupied so my other doesn't realize I'm not filling out a personality questionnaire.

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

At least you looked for it, Dudette...

I turned my computer on one day, and the stupid thing wouldn't go to any other site...

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

...Dudette?

Did you get that problem resolved?

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Well what do you know? It really does come up when you Google that. Oddly appropriate.

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

Is it really? Appropriate, I mean.

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

I think it is perfectly fine to be single at any age! One should wait for their True Love after all!

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

Well...thank you.

[poison_puppet]

Welcome to the community, Miss!

And at least you have a mom to bother you, right? Though I've got a bit of time before I can really start to worry about being single. So maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

That is true, the situation could always be worse. I thought I had a lot of time, too, but apparently I was wrong.

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I don't quite have that problem - my mother lives about a day's travel away, and in any case I happen to have a boyfriend.

I have to admit I still don't see why it would be a problem. Better to wait until you're sure than to rush it and end up hurt.

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I've been telling her. She's not convinced.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

What is Match.com?

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

A dating website.

[agent-86-smart.livejournal.com]

Well at least it goes to show, she cares about you.

Just one question... What is Match.com, exactly?

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

It's a dating website.

[oceanicbutterfly]

...that's a strange search result to get.

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

This is a strange place, so it seems.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Family is always like that I guess, no matter what you do, they will always have something to say about it.

Welcome to this place madam, I'm Saguru Hakuba.

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

Isn't that the truth.

Thank you, it's nice to meet you Saguru.

[u-no-mouji.livejournal.com]

Well that's weird.

I see no problem with being single at 30, but the rest of Japan seems to disagree.

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

Try the rest of the world.

[shia-o-shima.livejournal.com]

Ah... I don't see anything wrong with it, although I do understand that it's really a mother's job to be concerned.

[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

That's true, but really, there's nothing to be concerned about. I'm far from miserable.