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[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Ducks? Honestly? How is that even close to resembling relevant much less actually being relevant? But it does count as a social network...and then Mrs. Perky would drop the punishment for the Bobby Ridgeway thing...

I'm Katarina Stratford. I'm forced to be here for the sake of my easy admittance into Sarah Lawrence. I am not going to talk to any of you more than I have to, and never about your social lives or the chick you banged over the weekend or whatever it is that the unwashed masses of brainwashed miscreants do in their spare time. I don't care. Try not to leak your extra 21st chromosome onto me through the internet.

[[OOC EDIT: 'x' Aaaaand this is the point where Kat steps away from the computer in a frustrated manner. IC reasoning being that you're giving her a headache with your ridiculously cliche and conformed ideas of politeness and social skills. So...pleasedon'ttakethelackoftagspersonally 'x']]

Comments

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I knew something reeked of teen spirit. Doesn't your social agenda also include being quiet and studying?

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

The ducks aren't relevant. I'll ignore everything else so as not to assume you're a huge bitch.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

My social agenda includes avoiding the so-called mentally unable, consumer driven masses of the internet, but look at what that got me. An indefinite all-day pass to this place and a classmate with a missing testicle.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

How droll. Explain to me why that's a valid argument for joining them?

[pandorabox]

Hey there! Name's Kaito Kuroba, I'm 18, I attend Ekoda High School, I'm a magician, and I've been dating my best friend Aoko Nakamori since August! My dad died in a stage accident when I was nine, I live with my mom and I work for a man named Jii-chan, who was my dad's stage assistant when he was alive!

I could keep going, anything else you want to know about me?

((... he does the TMI on purpose to annoy her orz))

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Obviously, somebody needs to check the shower drain for the missing parts of their intelligence, common sense and general brain material.

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

Why don't you just join a Feminist concentration camp?

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Sara Lawrence? That's a very good school.

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

Nevermind. And someone needs to check theirs for the missing parts of their basic social skills.

1/2 - you remind him of someone

[re-formed.livejournal.com]

 

[re-formed.livejournal.com]

The drama's relevant.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Do you have any allergy medication in the immediate area?

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

My school counselor and the principal have both agreed to take the incident of my classmates now-nadless condition off of my permanent record if I joined a social network of some kind.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I'm sure.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

If you're referring to me, I gave up on social skills a long time ago. And I don't intend to pick up on trying to exercise them any time soon, so you can either get used to me or just stop talking to me. I'm happy either way.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Doesn't look good on a college application. Next question.

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

As long as you're not attacking me, I don't have a problem.

[pandorabox]

Odd request. What kind do ya need?

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

Sara Lawrence is somehow better? Why don't you buy your burkenstocks right now?

[8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com]

You sure go a lot to say, huh?

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Which is why I chose to apply to it. I should be getting a letter soon, actually.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Good luck.

Dude, I am tired. I dunno what I'm doing.

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

... Dude, is that even English?

W-What's up, Katarina-chan? Welcome... to the comm?

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Great. I'd almost rather the ducks be the relevant part.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

The kind that will knock you out when you take half the bottle.