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[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Ducks? Honestly? How is that even close to resembling relevant much less actually being relevant? But it does count as a social network...and then Mrs. Perky would drop the punishment for the Bobby Ridgeway thing...

I'm Katarina Stratford. I'm forced to be here for the sake of my easy admittance into Sarah Lawrence. I am not going to talk to any of you more than I have to, and never about your social lives or the chick you banged over the weekend or whatever it is that the unwashed masses of brainwashed miscreants do in their spare time. I don't care. Try not to leak your extra 21st chromosome onto me through the internet.

[[OOC EDIT: 'x' Aaaaand this is the point where Kat steps away from the computer in a frustrated manner. IC reasoning being that you're giving her a headache with your ridiculously cliche and conformed ideas of politeness and social skills. So...pleasedon'ttakethelackoftagspersonally 'x']]

Comments

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I knew something reeked of teen spirit. Doesn't your social agenda also include being quiet and studying?

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

My social agenda includes avoiding the so-called mentally unable, consumer driven masses of the internet, but look at what that got me. An indefinite all-day pass to this place and a classmate with a missing testicle.

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

The ducks aren't relevant. I'll ignore everything else so as not to assume you're a huge bitch.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Obviously, somebody needs to check the shower drain for the missing parts of their intelligence, common sense and general brain material.

[pandorabox]

Hey there! Name's Kaito Kuroba, I'm 18, I attend Ekoda High School, I'm a magician, and I've been dating my best friend Aoko Nakamori since August! My dad died in a stage accident when I was nine, I live with my mom and I work for a man named Jii-chan, who was my dad's stage assistant when he was alive!

I could keep going, anything else you want to know about me?

((... he does the TMI on purpose to annoy her orz))

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Do you have any allergy medication in the immediate area?

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

Why don't you just join a Feminist concentration camp?

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Doesn't look good on a college application. Next question.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Sara Lawrence? That's a very good school.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Which is why I chose to apply to it. I should be getting a letter soon, actually.

1/2 - you remind him of someone

[re-formed.livejournal.com]

 

[re-formed.livejournal.com]

The drama's relevant.

[8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com]

You sure go a lot to say, huh?

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

It's worth going into detail about. Your point?

Dude, I am tired. I dunno what I'm doing.

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

... Dude, is that even English?

W-What's up, Katarina-chan? Welcome... to the comm?

Issokay. XD Here, let me fix my comment too...

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

My name isn't Katarina-chan. It's Katarina. Even Kat would be fine.

1/2

[cost-benefit.livejournal.com]

Nicc-

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[cost-benefit.livejournal.com]

Sarah Lawrence is a great school.
Good luck.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Well you certainly get straight to the point.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Why would I waste time dancing around things? That's useless.

[peektuttut]

I was thinking of checking Sarah Lawrence out. What're you going for?

And welcome to the community. It gets ridiculous, but I bet you've noticed...

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

You would.

Have you heard about their unofficial motto?

He's ignorign the rudeness and hoping she gets better manners soon.

[crstofkindness.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the community, Katrina! My name is Ken, and I'm from Tokyo, Japan. Nice to meet you.

Don't count on it...

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Are you blind or something? My name is Katarina, not Katrina. Copy and paste it if you have to.

[yellowbeebot.livejournal.com]

My, my. Aren't you just a ray of sunshine, to borrow a phrase.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Apparently, I'm up for Miss Congeniality in senior personalities.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

The list is too long to post in one comment.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

You know, you could get rid of a lot of that anger if you got fucked every once in a while, or hell, even masturbated a bit. So why don't you remove that stick you got shoved up your ass, put in a vibrator instead, and then introduce yourself.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Right, because everything in life is solved by sex. As opposed to putting the ridiculous amounts of hormones aside for a moment and actually thinking about things.

You remember that extra 21st chromosome I was talking about?

[hok-ton.livejournal.com]

You seem to have a remarkably low opinion of the male gender. How droll.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Who said anything about a low opinion of the male gender?

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

Hello, Miss Stratford. It's a pleasure to meet you; my name is Leila of Ostia. *is using an only slightly less formal version of her talking-to-nobles voice*

I have to admit, I'm curious as to how this place would have anything to do with getting into college.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

I was in an...incident at school. My school counselor's agreed to drop the whole case if I joined a social network. Apparently, this is the first step to reform or something ridiculous like that.

Azula is hoping that "Sarah Lawrence" is a place, not a person

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Well, you're certainly easily coerced.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

For the sake of getting into a decent college? Yes, I am.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

My, my, so concerned about the generic material of others. I detect a twinge of paranoia.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

About people's genetic material? No. About having to interact with the result of a mutation of the 21st chromosome, yes.

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's a pleasure [she types uncertainly] to meet you, Miss Stratford. My name is Karen Minazuki.

I'm a little curious why your admittance depends on posting here.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

At this point, I'm just going to copy and past what I've told several other people.

I was in an...incident at school. My school counselor's agreed to drop the whole case if I joined a social network. Apparently, this is the first step to reform or something ridiculous like that.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

If you don't care, then leave.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

I would if I could.

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Meowwwwwww, kid.

[grey_grief]

The members of this community are insane, not mentally retarded. I'm sure it's hard to beleive, but there is a distinct difference between delusions and the various disorders caused the trisomy of the twenty first chromosone. Congratulations on managing to insult two demographics in one statement.