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Ducks? Honestly? How is that even close to resembling relevant much less actually being relevant? ~~But it does count as a social network...and then Mrs. Perky would drop the punishment for the Bobby Ridgeway thing...~~

I'm Katarina Stratford. I'm forced to be here for the sake of my easy admittance into Sarah Lawrence. I am not going to talk to any of you more than I have to, and never about your social lives or the chick you banged over the weekend or whatever it is that the unwashed masses of brainwashed miscreants do in their spare time. I don't care. Try not to leak your extra 21st chromosome onto me through the internet.

[[OOC EDIT: 'x' Aaaaand this is the point where Kat steps away from the computer in a frustrated manner. IC reasoning being that you're giving her a headache with your ridiculously cliche and conformed ideas of politeness and social skills. So...pleasedon'ttakethelackoftagspersonally 'x']]

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Hello, Miss Stratford. It's a pleasure to meet you; my name is Leila of Ostia. *is using an only slightly less formal version of her talking-to-nobles voice*

I have to admit, I'm curious as to how this place would have anything to do with getting into college.

I was in an...incident at school. My school counselor's agreed to drop the whole case if I joined a social network. Apparently, this is the first step to reform or something ridiculous like that.

Ah. One of those things.

Apparently, physical assault of one of Padua's fine, ass-groping male students doesn't go over very well with the public school system.

... Did you try to explain that part to them?

Only to be given an explanation on how I should have used my words to talk out the problem, instead of being so hostile about the situation.

... Let me guess, the person you were explaining this to was male, weren't they?

Not unless Mrs. Perky is hiding a deep, dark past as a transvestite. However, she's not known for being the smartest living thing within a fifty mile radius of the school.

*suppresses a laugh* I see. Picked for her ability to empathize with the great unwashed rather than her intelligence, hmm?

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