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[sutureself-45.livejournal.com]

I should've known.

I should've KNOWN that Edward's ideas would only lead to more trouble. He had to involve the subliminal technologies. Now look where it's gotten me! Here...wherever "here" is...

Needless to say, I'm getting out of this place as quickly as possible. If anyone has any information, I'm willing to pay generously...

Although...I can't be the only one affected by this seeming glitch...
 
...I have another offer for anyone reading this. Find me Edward Nygma, The Riddler, and the pay will be doubled.

Comments

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[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

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2/2

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

... oh dear god

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[sutureself-45.livejournal.com]

Well well well, Edward.

You just saved me a lot of money.

[notheoryinchaos.livejournal.com]

But you can't leave. It'd be boring if you could.

[sutureself-45.livejournal.com]

...
So you're saying the reason I'm stuck here is so things aren't boring?

[notheoryinchaos.livejournal.com]

Of course not, but it makes things so much more interesting. Don't you think?

[peektuttut]

Get. Out. Now.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Oh look. I guess a little birdie told him.

[peektuttut]

Huh? Who?

[Locked; Unhackable]

If you want to keep your secret to yourself, maybe you should stop broadcasting it.

[sutureself-45.livejournal.com]

Believe me Swallow, I would if I could.

[peektuttut]

Uh, it's Tim, actually. I'm sure you remember.

[Locked;Unhackable]

Who. Gave. You. A. Computer?

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

But without 'trouble' they'd be no fun!


And their ain't no way out of here. You're in sorts. Stuck.

Depends, could I use the money at Starbucks?

[sutureself-45.livejournal.com]

Another one who's so fond of chaos? It must be the nature of this place.

I'll find a way. I've been 'stuck' before, in worse places.

Any way you like.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. Now, why does 'trouble' have to be chaos, eh?
My bad I thought you meant the game or somethin'.

I wouldn't count your reindeer before they fly, fella.

Whatcha got against him anyways, eh?

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

Well isn't this an interesting development.

[sutureself-45.livejournal.com]

If it isn't Harvey Two-Face Dent.

I see this mess of reality hasn't done you any favors.

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

Lose the Two Face and you're on the money.

That would make you Elliot. I've heard a lot about you.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

Edward Nygma is here on the community - but I'm sure you've already noticed as much.

Can I ask how you know him?

[sutureself-45.livejournal.com]

...Only if you'll indulge me your name, stranger.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

You're right, that was rude of me: Bruce Wayne. I'm from a separate version of Gotham than you, though, if you're an acquaintance of Nygma's. One of the charming side effects of this community.

[sutureself-45.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm originally from Gotham. But what, pray tell, are you?

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

Find him yourself.

[sutureself-45.livejournal.com]

Already have, but thank you SO much for your concern.