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Solving mysteries just is not the same without my ~~stalwart~~ missing friend, I'm afraid.

So I'm going to venture out on a very unstable limb and ask if anyone would be willing to play biographer and companion to me throughout the duration of Watson's absence.

~~Women need not apply.~~

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Oh so you finally decided to try it, uh? I'm glad.

Yes, I need someone to collect my thoughts for me, I'm afraid.

It happened to us all, I'm afraid.

My handwriting's messy, but I'm pretty good at logging. I...can't be around 24/7, but I can help.

Unfortunately that is a stipulation of my request. I keep odd hours, as do my mysteries...

Coincidentally, I'm used to odd hours and mysteries.

Yes, but I am sure that you have your own life to attend to. I am admittedly a bit hard to keep up with.

I'm good at multitasking. And keeping up.

Yet you claimed to be unavailable at all hours. Thank you, but no thank you.

Your call. But I can be where I'm needed.

I'm sure Hakuba will be glad to do it.

Hrm.

Some detectives don't need sidekicks.

Some detectives will be known throughout all ages, despite being fictional in these other worlds.

Hrm. Peculiar, isn't it?

Company yourself, herbivore. I don't mingle among others.

I'll let you borrow mine once I'm done with him. Don't worry, he's house trained.

That's quite impossible, a true companion is never unfaithful to his great detective.

Don't worry, he's like a masochistic boomerang. Besides, I have spares. Lower quality but beggars can't be choosers.

... I'm sure anyone who'd be your companion must be defunct. I'll pass, thank you.

....You really shouldn't look down on women like that.

I know several that are actually really intelligent. ...You should meet Haibara sometime, she'd throw your mind in a loop.

Hrmph. Women are silly creatures.

....that's not true at all.

The most amazing person I know is female.

Now now Detective you don't need a biographer, I lost mine several years ago and have been just fine.

And you're sexism is quite disgraceful, do me a favor and try to live to the twenties, would you? Some of the events that will take place will make your head spin.

I need someoen to organize when I am incapable of doing so myself.

I won't do anything of the sort, my sexism, as you put it, may be disgraceful to you but it is naught more than common for me.

Well then, I shall wish you luck in your search.

Perhaps your life will be longer then expect, and you'll see that women are capable of doing everything men can.

Besides, who is the king at this point in your time?

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