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[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

I need someone to teach me how to shoot a gun.

Comments

[my-dark-despair.livejournal.com]

Guns aren't that reliable, but they are fairly easy to use.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

Unreliable? How so?

[maraich]

Why and what type?

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

Do either of those questions really matter?

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[agentnumber.livejournal.com]

I can teach you.

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[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

Should I come to you, or would you rather come here?

[gritode-guerra.livejournal.com]

A willing teacher at your service.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

Can you come to Miami or should I come to you?

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

I've found that to be a useful talent.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

I figure it can't hurt to know.

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[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

I know the basics.

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[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

--You're a little young, aren't you?

[ripp-ner.livejournal.com]

Oh Lis'... you aren't in trouble are you?

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

I like to take as many precautions as I can.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

It depends on the type of gun.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

A handgun.

[trinities]

It's easy! Aiming to correct for the recoil is the hard part.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

I think that's where I'm having problems. Aim.

[dogsof-war.livejournal.com]

A gun? Just get a fucking shotgun. I'm sure you can figure out how to pull a trigger.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

... There is not a purse on Earth that can hide a shotgun.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

You've got plenty of people offering, but... Why do you need one in the first place?

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

I'd say it's prudent for every woman living alone to be able to use a gun, don't you think? The rates of home invasions and break-ins have been going up in Miami with the state of the economy.

[h4ck3r-61rl.livejournal.com]

I can teach you to shoot a shotgun.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

Don't you just, uh, point and shoot?

[8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com]

...Why?

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

I bought one.

[maskedfugitive.livejournal.com]

That's a fishy-sounding request.