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Okay so I heard some kids at school talking about these livejournal things so I checked it out. Seems interesting I guess. Looks like there are some crazy people out there on the internet though. Heh. Better be careful. At least there won't be any 'unwanted visitors' contacting me through this thing...I hope.

Looks like I missed a pretty fancy Halloween Party. Ah well, it's all for the best I suppose. Halloween's a pretty busy night for me most of the time. Talk about a headache.

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Well I mean, why should I care. I just met you, and well really we haven't even really met. We're just talking over the internet. But whatever.

Scientist huh? Well I'd say you're a bit off. I've never been very good with science. I got a D on my last exam as a matter of fact. Though I suppose I should accept your..compliment if that's what it even is.

Believe me, if we ever did meet, you'd probably find me a lot less pleasant. You're full of yourself.

Keep it and treasure it. I don't tend to give them out much, if at all.

Full of myself? And after I admitted I got a D on my science exam?

How judgemental of you.

Riiiiiight. And your 'I don't care, blah blah blah' attitude is so humble and endearing. Please excuse me while I suppress the urge to write a book of poetry about how wonderful you are.

~~I hope you got sick on Halloween candy.~~

Oh really? A book about me? Gee, thanks!

~~...Weirdo.~~

You know what? I decided not to bother after all. It looks like there's already a book out about you.

http://www.amazon.com/Cow-Jules-Older/dp/0881069566/sr=1-1/qid=1162571680/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-2423937-1536615?ie=UTF8&s=books

Oh really? What a coincidence! I found one about you too!

http://www.amazon.com/Crazy-Pete-Earley/dp/0399153136/sr=8-2/qid=1162578601/ref=pd_bbs_2/104-3825284-8803921?ie=UTF8&s=books

HA HA VERY FUNNY. At least come up with something original next time.

~~At least, it would be funny if it wasn't perhaps true.~~

Original? So calling someone a cow is original? Okay sure.

No, you stole my idea about linking to...oh, never mind.

What is it with women and making fun of me?

Maybe because it's so easy to do? Trying being a little less crazy and we'll talk about me not teasing you.

I. AM. NOT. CRAZY.

...I think.

Of course you're not.

Thank you. I don't think I...

...hang on, are you humouring me?

I wouldn't say I was humoring you.

I was just being sarcastic.

Oh, that's alright then.

You're really wearing my patience thin now.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

~~Not.~~

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