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Shitty hell, finally got this metal fucker to work. Note to me; last time the Marimo goes fishing in these waters. I was gonna kick this shit overboard if Luffy didn't keep insisting that this thing could be cooked. He doesn't seem capable of figuring out that this thing is METAL and therefore, NON-EDIBLE.

It's days like this I wonder why I follow my captain...

But anyways...

<33333333333333333 HELLO, MY GODDESSES OF LOVE AND BEAUTY. *-* I am Sanji, your humble pirate servant and slave to all you desire~ Don't hesitate to ask for anything. I swear I can deliver with the power of my love!!! *o* It transends time and space and worlds!

As for everyone else. Name's Sanji; make sure my foot and your ass don't get aquainted anytime soon.

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Hi, Sanji! My name's Lloyd. What kind of world are you from?

What. The hell. Is this.

If I get called female one more time this week, I swear I will pay for said accuser to get breast implants done so they can learn to recognise the sodding difference.

Heh? What are ya talking about, kid? Where do ya live?

I live in Iselia, it's in Sylvarant. I don't know what the world is called and I don't really know how to explain it... It's two worlds held together by a tree called Yggdrassil.

What's your home like?

Let me explain this in terms you might understand.

If you are not a woman, you belong in the 'other' category. And if you are in the 'other' category, chances are I won't give a shit about your gender identity problems.

... Unless you really ARE a woman.

... Your worlds are being held together by a tree...

And I thought my world was fucked up with the shitty marines running around.

... Wait, you're in a different world?

Yup! Isn't that cool!

*&^$($%%&%^!!! I AM NOT A WOMAN!

*breathes*

Good. Okay. Fine. I'm Kadaj. I'm in the 'other' category. ~~Pleased~~ Interesting to meet you.

That's one way to put it.

Alright so, what are you?

Um, what am I? I'm human. I think.

Glad ~~you've~~ we've cleared at up.

Heh, an 'other'. What world are you from, since I've been informed you people aren't from mine...

...If you have to think about it... that's not too convincing.

How do I know you're not some shitty marine trying to play me?

Well, something weird happened to me a while ago, and my dad isn't completely human anyway, and--

So, what are you? Are you human? What's a marine, anyway?

I'm from Gaia. If you see a couple of freaks around here called Zack and Rufus, they're from my world, too. I'd advise killing both of them on sight, but Zack is already dead.

Okay, so you're half-human... and something else.

Of course I'm human. The marines are the bitches of the goverment, though. Just a bunch of souless assholes.

I'm not half-human. I'm all human, and kind of an angel, too. I don't understand it, either.

I'm not one of those marines, though.

Huh, I wonder why I'm not really surprised this place has dead people too.

I usually need a good reason to kill someone. What did these guys do?

Rufus killed my Mother by shooting her in the head, and Zack is generally a self-righteous ass who hates me because I wanted to help destroy the planet.

>O fhaeifhaoiehfioaheoi ONLY WOMEN CAN BE ANGELS. ANGELS HAVE CURVY BODIES AND THE BLOSSOMING FRUIT OF LOVE UPON THEIR CHESTS!

With their beautiful figures they grace the ground I walk on, giving me a reason to keep going through my journey for All Blue... *is spewing hearts* Ah, NAMI-SAN. YOU ARE MY ANGEL OF LOVE.

(OOC: Sorry, he's in his own world right now. e.e )

.........What?

Well, you should've fuckin' kicked the shit out of this Rufus.

As for the Zack guy, trying to destroy the world will get you on a person's bad side.

I'm not a girl!

... Are you crazy?

Wow, so many new people.

Um, hi? I'm Olette. :) It's nice to meet you, Sanji. You're a pirate?

I kinda figured that out a while ago, Lloyd.

I'll have you know I'm the sanest person on my ship, save Nami-san and Robin-chan.

You have a ship? Are you a pirate or something?

Believe me, I'm trying, but he's the head of ShinRa Company and I just can't get to him to return the favour he did for my Mother.

Heh. Tell me about it.

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