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[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Shitty hell, finally got this metal fucker to work. Note to me; last time the Marimo goes fishing in these waters. I was gonna kick this shit overboard if Luffy didn't keep insisting that this thing could be cooked. He doesn't seem capable of figuring out that this thing is METAL and therefore, NON-EDIBLE.

It's days like this I wonder why I follow my captain...

But anyways...

<33333333333333333 HELLO, MY GODDESSES OF LOVE AND BEAUTY. *-* I am Sanji, your humble pirate servant and slave to all you desire~ Don't hesitate to ask for anything. I swear I can deliver with the power of my love!!! *o* It transends time and space and worlds!

As for everyone else. Name's Sanji; make sure my foot and your ass don't get aquainted anytime soon.

Comments

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

Hi, Sanji! My name's Lloyd. What kind of world are you from?

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Heh? What are ya talking about, kid? Where do ya live?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

What. The hell. Is this.

If I get called female one more time this week, I swear I will pay for said accuser to get breast implants done so they can learn to recognise the sodding difference.

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Let me explain this in terms you might understand.

If you are not a woman, you belong in the 'other' category. And if you are in the 'other' category, chances are I won't give a shit about your gender identity problems.

... Unless you really ARE a woman.

[cream-blossoms.livejournal.com]

Wow, so many new people.

Um, hi? I'm Olette. :) It's nice to meet you, Sanji. You're a pirate?

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

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Olette-san!! The honor of meeting such a vision as yourself is entirely all mine! *-* You grace me with your presence~!

And yes, I am. The best chef pirate in all of the Grand Line.

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

Hmm, Another newcomer...?

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

*-*

Hello my newest sugarplum!!! Would you grace me with a name?

[aquaria-forever.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. You're a little... eager, aren't you?

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

<3333333333333 *nodnodnodnodnod* :D

Might I ask your name, young beauty? *-* If you find me worthy of such an honor.

[stygian-destiny.livejournal.com]

...

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

... Yes?

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

My, that was quite the introduction. -_-

Goddesses of Love and Beauty? How do you know all the girls here are beautiful? Let alone lovely? Assumptions are never very good you know.

And you're a pirate? Sure okay.

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

All women are beautiful and lovely creatures made for men to serve. u_u It's a universal constant.

D: Do you not like pirates?!

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Do you normally go around kicking strangers in the ass?

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

If they piss me off and my foot can reach them, yes.

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

Dammit, you beat me to it!

What kind of loser pirate is a chef? My group could outplunder yours any time. And I'm not even in it any more.

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Well this loser pirate chef can kick your ass around the world.

Like fuckin' hell, you little shit. You wouldn't be talkin' so big if I could see get to you.

[lonely-memories.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Goddesses of love and beauty... But you haven't even met any of us. o.O

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

:D I don't need to~ Every women alive is a goddess, containing the wonder and grace that all men lack. *-* I'm so honored to be allowed to walk among you all~

[xmynameisearlx.livejournal.com]

Hello, young man. Have you ever lost women in your life? I can bring them back, if that is your wish. All the women you could want. Or maybe that special soneone. *heart*

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

... Uh, no, I haven't lost a woman in my life. >_>

How could you do that something like that, anyway?

[xbook-loverx.livejournal.com]

Such devotion is touching. There is only one woman in my life.

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Really? Who are you lucky enough to be with?

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

'Sup, yo. One goddess of love and beauty at your service. ;D

<_< Bartender/Terrorist, goddess of love and beauty... same difference.

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

*-* What is your name, goddess of love and beauty?!