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[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Shitty hell, finally got this metal fucker to work. Note to me; last time the Marimo goes fishing in these waters. I was gonna kick this shit overboard if Luffy didn't keep insisting that this thing could be cooked. He doesn't seem capable of figuring out that this thing is METAL and therefore, NON-EDIBLE.

It's days like this I wonder why I follow my captain...

But anyways...

<33333333333333333 HELLO, MY GODDESSES OF LOVE AND BEAUTY. *-* I am Sanji, your humble pirate servant and slave to all you desire~ Don't hesitate to ask for anything. I swear I can deliver with the power of my love!!! *o* It transends time and space and worlds!

As for everyone else. Name's Sanji; make sure my foot and your ass don't get aquainted anytime soon.

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[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Knew you'd get it, kid.

He's my captain. A class-A idiot, but still my captain.

Really? And just who is this friend of yours?

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

So it's his pirate ship.

His name is Zelos. He's a nice guy and a jerk, too, and he's an idiot but also kind of smart. And he likes girls a lot. I don't really get him...

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Technically, it's Long-Nose's ship I'm guessing.

Zelos? Heh, I'll have to meet this guy. And shat don't you get about him?

...Did you just call me a jerk, you little shit?!

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

He's a lot of different ways at once. It's hard to understand him sometimes.

... and maybe?

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

He sounds like Nami-san <3333

... Wait... Oi. Nevermind.

I'm not sure whether to believe you're capable of insulting someone. *raises eyebrow*

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

I can. But usually I'd say it more like, "You're a jerk!" Which I didn't.

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

... I'm glad you didn't because that's one shitty insult.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Usually people just laugh at me.

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Hard to take you seriously when you're throwing out those kinds of insults.

*shrugs* Heh, I bet that's why everyone likes ya.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

People only take me seriously when I'm fighting. I'm kind of used to it.

So, what do you do on your pirate ship? Do you go on adventures?

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

You fight? Well there's something new. What type of weapon?

Sail the Grand Line in search of our dreams. We're looking for One Piece, but every crew member has their own agenda.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

I fight with two swords. I'm probably one of the best sword fighters in my world.

What's One Piece? Is it money?

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

.... Oi. Swords. Just as long as you don't fight with three, or I'll have to nickname you 'Marimo'.

Too bad you're not in this world. Wouldn't mind having a little spar.

It's supposed to be, but no one really knows. Gold Roger knows what it is, and he kicked the bucket a while back.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

Three swords? That'd be stupid. How could I hold three swords at the same time?

I might be able to visit your world! It depends on if I can get the rheairds working. I have to talk to someone who knows more about them than I do...

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

The shithead holds his third sword in his fuckin' mouth.

Heh. I have no clue what this rheaird is, but if you get into the Grand Line, just follow the wanted posters and trail of destruction left by the Straw Hat Crew. You'll probably run into me.