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Shitty hell, finally got this metal fucker to work. Note to me; last time the Marimo goes fishing in these waters. I was gonna kick this shit overboard if Luffy didn't keep insisting that this thing could be cooked. He doesn't seem capable of figuring out that this thing is METAL and therefore, NON-EDIBLE.

It's days like this I wonder why I follow my captain...

But anyways...

<33333333333333333 HELLO, MY GODDESSES OF LOVE AND BEAUTY. *-* I am Sanji, your humble pirate servant and slave to all you desire~ Don't hesitate to ask for anything. I swear I can deliver with the power of my love!!! *o* It transends time and space and worlds!

As for everyone else. Name's Sanji; make sure my foot and your ass don't get aquainted anytime soon.

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All women are beautiful and lovely creatures made for men to serve. u_u It's a universal constant.

D: Do you not like pirates?!

...So if a girl had, say a horrible fungus growing on their face that they could never remove you'd still think they're beautiful?

I can't say I've ever met a pirate before.

Of course! A woman has a beauty that most ignorant men can't comprehend!

*bows* Well, I hope you find it a pleasure meeting me.

Hm, that was surprisingly open minded of a guy to say. I wonder if you mean it though.

I guess we'll see if it's a pleasure or not won't we?

D: Why wouldn't I mean it?

I'm sure it will be!... At least for me, it shall be. <3333333

Because in my experierence when I heard such line it was very...empty.

And maybe for me as well. Who knows.

You probably haven't met the right guy yet if that's so.

I shall do my best to make it so... Ummm.... Might I know your name?

I guess I haven't, and my name is Suze.

A pleasure, Suze-san! :D And just keep looking, you'll find someone who's worthy of your time.

Thanks. I'll be sure to do that.

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