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[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Shitty hell, finally got this metal fucker to work. Note to me; last time the Marimo goes fishing in these waters. I was gonna kick this shit overboard if Luffy didn't keep insisting that this thing could be cooked. He doesn't seem capable of figuring out that this thing is METAL and therefore, NON-EDIBLE.

It's days like this I wonder why I follow my captain...

But anyways...

<33333333333333333 HELLO, MY GODDESSES OF LOVE AND BEAUTY. *-* I am Sanji, your humble pirate servant and slave to all you desire~ Don't hesitate to ask for anything. I swear I can deliver with the power of my love!!! *o* It transends time and space and worlds!

As for everyone else. Name's Sanji; make sure my foot and your ass don't get aquainted anytime soon.

Comments

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

How would you know, Monkey Boy? I doubt you're willing to test out your own theory.

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

I'm more than willing, Crazy Cook. Come and get me.

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

You come and get me! I have things to steal and people to cook for here. And how the hell would I get off my own world anyway?

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

What, and you think I don't have better things to do with my time? I don't know. Think of something.

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

No, fucktards like you never do. Why do I have to be the one?!

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

Hey, while you're off sailing around in your little ship, I'm busy trying to keep up with performances and help run a country, thanks. Because you're the one that started it!

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Yes, well while you're busy playing 'hero', I'm trying to keep my ass alive here. You're the one who fuckin' commented in my journal, you shitty monkey!

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

I've had to risk my life way more than you ever will. You're just jealous that you're not a hero. You're the one who started strutting all over the comm like you owned it, prissy pirate!

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Who said I wanted to run around playing hero, you stupid shit? And as for risking your life more than me, I seriously doubt that. Not my fault you don't have the balls to introduce yourself to the ladies first.

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

Doubt the truth all you want, it doesn't make it less true. Besides, heroes bring in the girls. ♥ I was in the process! . . .