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Shitty hell, finally got this metal fucker to work. Note to me; last time the Marimo goes fishing in these waters. I was gonna kick this shit overboard if Luffy didn't keep insisting that this thing could be cooked. He doesn't seem capable of figuring out that this thing is METAL and therefore, NON-EDIBLE.

It's days like this I wonder why I follow my captain...

But anyways...

<33333333333333333 HELLO, MY GODDESSES OF LOVE AND BEAUTY. *-* I am Sanji, your humble pirate servant and slave to all you desire~ Don't hesitate to ask for anything. I swear I can deliver with the power of my love!!! *o* It transends time and space and worlds!

As for everyone else. Name's Sanji; make sure my foot and your ass don't get aquainted anytime soon.

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Oi, you might wanna explain the theory behind that, because as far as I've been taught, no heart = dead.

...It's. Complicated.

And it's not the physical type of heart. More like in the figurative sense, like feelings.

So you have no feelings? Oi....

...that's what I was told.

So you've been told you have no feelings?

Oi, then it's probably a shitty load of bull. How can someone who's isn't you tell if you have feelings or not?

...I was told by someone like me, who didn't have a heart either.

How do you know he's not lying? Do you think you don't have one?

Well, a lot of people, if not everyone, from where I come from believe the same thing.

...Sometimes I think I can feel, though. But it's hard to tell from when I'm pretending, or when it's real.

Oi, just because the majority believes it still doesn't make it the truth, kid.

Heh... if someone steps on your foot, what's your first reaction?

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...Kick them in the shin?

:D Good answer. I say you pass the 'emotion' test.

...I do?

Yes, you do. If you feel the need to kick back, that's emotions working.

It's just that simple?

Emotions and feelings are inner reactions, just like lashing out at someone who stepped on you is a physical reaction. You got angry, which was the inner reaction. You kicked out, which was the physical.

You're making this way too hard, kid.

...I know that, just.

...Sorry.

You have to do something wrong first before you can apologize.

...I thought I was annoying you, or something.

... Huh? Uh, no. If I was annoyed, you'd know by now.

You're confusing me here, though. If you're sorry about annoying me, that means you have feelings.

Oh.

...Well, I think I confuse a lot of people with this stuff.

I think you confuse you with all that stuff, along with lots of people.

...Yeah.

... Oi.

Cheer up, emo kid. Your sadness is starting to soak through this metal thing.

...People tell me that type of stuff too much. I'm not always sad.

Never said you were, nor did I think that, kid.