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Shitty hell, finally got this metal fucker to work. Note to me; last time the Marimo goes fishing in these waters. I was gonna kick this shit overboard if Luffy didn't keep insisting that this thing could be cooked. He doesn't seem capable of figuring out that this thing is METAL and therefore, NON-EDIBLE.

It's days like this I wonder why I follow my captain...

But anyways...

<33333333333333333 HELLO, MY GODDESSES OF LOVE AND BEAUTY. *-* I am Sanji, your humble pirate servant and slave to all you desire~ Don't hesitate to ask for anything. I swear I can deliver with the power of my love!!! *o* It transends time and space and worlds!

As for everyone else. Name's Sanji; make sure my foot and your ass don't get aquainted anytime soon.

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Hmm, Another newcomer...?

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Hello my newest sugarplum!!! Would you grace me with a name?

o_o! Excuse me!?

<333333333333 Would you rather be referred to as my sun, moon, and stars?

Ah, let me know your name so I can always use a reference to beauty with it!

It's a pleasant thought but no. It's Wuya.

Wuya-san! Such a name is worthy of you!

It's an honor to meet you! <3333

Yuh-huh...Well I have things to do, People's lives to destroy oh and for the record you came on a little too strong.

I know.. most women seem to tell me that, Wuya-san. ._.

I wish you luck in the destroying of people's lives!! <3333

Sanji, that's not a good thing, I'm planning on harming people...it could possibly be your someone you care about... ¬.¬!

But you must have a good reason to ruin someone's life. It would be rather pointless if you didn't. :o

Don't worry, I don't care for many people.... except all the ladies of the world! *-*

It's a good job you're attractive or else I would have stopped talking to you by now.

fahsdofihasiofhoasfih I'M ATTRACTIVE TO YOU, WUYA-SAN? <3_<3

Well I suppose so...Don't get any wild ideas that I'm in love with you or anything though otherwise I may have to smite you with my magic.

<3_<3 Of course not!

... Magic? You can use magic? Wuya-san is so powerful!! <333

Well of course I am, I'm a witch afterall...I'm beguinning to like the sound of you more and more it's nice to have someone who finally admires me.

Ah! We don't have witches on my world... at least, no real ones with magic.

No one admires you? D: That's idiocy! How could everyone not?

Because my Dear Sanji, I'm what you call a "Wicked Witch". By the way what do you think of my new dress?

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WUYA-SAN, IT COMPLIMENTS YOUR FIGURE GREATLY! *______* *is so drooling*

*Forced blush, placing her hand upon her cheek* I'm so glad you think so! Perhaps you'd like to come to my current Boss's home and see it on me in person? ^.~

*oblivious*

*_______________* You find me worthy enough of such an honor, Wuya-san? I would love to see you in person!

.... But, I don't know how to get there. D:

I'll have The Earl send over one of his "servants" as soon as possible...I'm just sorry for the delay I feel so bad having to make you wait. :(

~~You're not going to need that Soul are you? Because I'm sure my new partner would love to have a brand spanking new soul for a present!~~

<3 Wonderful! And it's no trouble at all! I could wait forever! <3

~~My soul? Uh, I'm afraid I might need that, Wuya-san. :D;;~~

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