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[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Shitty hell, finally got this metal fucker to work. Note to me; last time the Marimo goes fishing in these waters. I was gonna kick this shit overboard if Luffy didn't keep insisting that this thing could be cooked. He doesn't seem capable of figuring out that this thing is METAL and therefore, NON-EDIBLE.

It's days like this I wonder why I follow my captain...

But anyways...

<33333333333333333 HELLO, MY GODDESSES OF LOVE AND BEAUTY. *-* I am Sanji, your humble pirate servant and slave to all you desire~ Don't hesitate to ask for anything. I swear I can deliver with the power of my love!!! *o* It transends time and space and worlds!

As for everyone else. Name's Sanji; make sure my foot and your ass don't get aquainted anytime soon.

Comments

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

What, he's like some fuckin' admiral or something?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much. You know the type - they hide behind reinforced walls and hire an army of bodyguards because they're too scared to come out and face you.

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Oi. I'd say storm the place and kick the shit out of him, but I suppose that would be a bit difficult with all the brainless henchmen.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yeah. Besides, I already did that once.

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

What was the outcome... or rather, how many bullets did he fill ya with?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha! None. >:[

He was in a wheelchair at the time. I took out two of his best enforcers to get a hold of him, but stupidly kept him alive. He had a shotgun hidden under his blanket, the bastard.

[guardian-of-luv.livejournal.com]

Heh, impressive.

Don't feel too bad, you just made the cliche villian mistake. Though I guess the fact the fucker was in a wheelchair probably fooled ya.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's the last time I'll let myself get pwned by a fucking cripple.