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[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

[requesting access | buffering ... | voice transmission activated]

Greetings. I am Commander Spock of the U.S.S. Enterprise. It has recently come to my attention that members of the aforementioned crew frequent this facility often. While the degree in which access has yet to reach that of concern, it is my duty as commander to assess all possible distractions. My intention is merely to comprehend what appears to be a social environment and deduce its relevancy in our further exploration of life yet unknown to Starfleet. Any and all explanations as to the use of this sector are highly encouraged.

Allow me to necessitate. What, specifically, is the purpose and goal of such an institution? Who commands a facility of this considerable scale? Why do each of you find yourselves actively participating in this environment?

Your time is appreciated in this matter.

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[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Aw, look. He found it. Hide the booze, the party's over.

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

As I have clarified, it is not my intention to cease access of this facility should it continue to entertain outside the realm of work.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

...

No one commands it, Spock, it's an internet community.

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

That would be illogical, Captain. Every facility must be maintained by an administration or the structure would fail. Chaos does not build a successful vessel.

OMFG SPOCK

[broken-gift.livejournal.com]

No purpose is required.

OMFG RIVER!!!

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

There is purpose in everything.

I'm sorry, but I have to be logical with you~~ XD

[stalkerwonder.livejournal.com]

It's a transuniversal nexus and quite possibly sentient.

SORRY? you're the only one here. he appreciates it. <3

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

That would explain the lack of immediate administration.

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

Gabriel? Are you affected by another virus?

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

... That is definitely not me.

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

You are mistaken. My name is Spock, and I am affected by no viral infections.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

I don't think there is really anyone in command. It's basically a place for people to chat with each other...or to watch a certain couple snark at each other.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

...

I don't think the term couple is entirely accurate.

[8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com]

No one commands it. I'm pretty sure its just here to make our lives worse, and hi, Spock.

I'm Tom. Tommy Gavin.

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

There is a creator to every creation. It could not merely begin itself.

A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mr. Gavin.

[future-games.livejournal.com]

Hate to break it to you, but there's really no logic here that I've found.

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

Negative. There is no immediate logic present, of which I will refute in the evaluation to come.

[hippie-hacker.livejournal.com]

Good luck finding it's source. If you find it let me know. I've been trying to track it for some time. Nothing logical can be explained on the chaos that happens here.

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

I have found in my experience that there is logic to everything. Without it, civilization cannot exist. Even in chaos.

[cannotemotealie]

JUST WHEN YOU THINK THE INTERNET COULDN'T GET ANY MORE ILLOGICAL



MOTHERFUCKING SPOCK IS ON THE MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET

THIS IS SO AMAZING UP IN HERE

I'M FLOORED, IT'S LIKE WHEN MY GRANDDADDY GOT A MYSPACE

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Where do you get that shit?

[returntorome.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the community, Commander Spock. I shall begin first by introducing myself, I am Doctor Hannibal Lecter, a - rather inactive member of this community.

In my stay, however, I have noted that many did not come to this community of their own free well, but some have even been forced to make an entry and speak to free themselves - even temporarily - of the community's rather sticky grasp.

you just made my entire life.

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

Doctor, it is a pleasure to speak with you on this matter.

I have been made aware that the active participants here are also prone to memory loss when they leave the network. In your suggestion that the facility extends a will of its own, I find it difficult to believe that we are so easily overcome.

[parked]

It looks like everyone else has already explained the lack of administration here. Have you tried leaving the site, yet?

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

The network will remain on our system until a more efficient course of action is reached, Mr. Sulu. I have been made aware that it would be imprudent to detach from a facility with a will of its own. At what point in time did you access it?

[trinities]

Wanna say that in English?

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

The language in which I spoke was indeed English. Should you require a translation, I am able to provide it.

[gene-driver.livejournal.com]

I use this website as a source of information... with a chance of establishing valuable connections to others from various worlds.

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

That is an admirable endeavor indeed. May I inquire as to your success?

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

I do not think there is a purpose to this place, nor does there seem to be anyone in charge. It is like it has a mind of its own.

As for why I find myself being active here... The best I can put it, it is like seeing a very bloody and violent battle. You do not wish to watch, yet for some reason you cannot turn away.

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

Such a theory appears to be repetitive indeed. I cannot help but wonder if it has or will in the future be challenged.

I am aware of that natural human response. May I inquire, should you lose the feeling of fixation, would you be able to leave the network of your own will? It seems as though the participants here are unable.

[doctornotaduck.livejournal.com]

Took you long enough Mr. Spock. Not losing your touch are you?

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

Dr. McCoy. If I may be candid, it is unsettling that you do not recall your previous use of this network. Have you made any attempt to discover the reasoning for this, or am I to assume you are not concerned with the matter?

[mnkeywrenchjams.livejournal.com]

Yo, chill man. It's the internet- we're not going to hurt you. Though there are some pretty freaky people on here.

Sup? Name's Yosuke.

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

Yosuke. How long have you accessed this facility?

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Commander. My name is Karen Minazuki.

I believe the details have been explained already.

[humanhalf.livejournal.com]

They have, and yet I have discovered no sound logic to explain them. It is most fascinating.