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[lonely-memories.livejournal.com]

Um... We've had some scary people here lately and I need to start acting like a mod. This isn't a community about:

1) killing
2) threatening the other members
3) making sexual advances towards the underage members That means you, Sanji.
4) anyone doing inappropriate things with anyone's mother
5) that Snakes on a Sora thing... I think I'm still scarred from that...

:/ please, can we all be a little nicer?

((ooc: please don't listen to her. XD ... except maybe about Snakes on a Sora. *shudder*))

Comments

[hebidoshi.livejournal.com]

Indeed! Do you have any you feel like sharing? If not, Roxas has kindly volunteered to allow me to use him as an example for your much needed education!

[keybladeslaash.livejournal.com]

Well there was that one time, where I imagined dnacing with Kairi even though I'm a bad dancer..

And sometimes I imagine all the heartless are gone, and all the evil is gone from the world and me Riku and Kairi just hang out on the beach.

And there's the one about the wooden sword..

[hebidoshi.livejournal.com]

... Those are wonderful examples! Far more subtle than I would've thought for a boy of your age, but very nice! Dancing, what a lovely metaphor... Oh my, two people? Very nice! You may actually have put more thought into this than Roxas! Perhaps I could use you both to counteract and fill in the blanks. (Roxas has a hard time talking about things, have you noticed? It's quite depressing...)

But tell me more about this wooden sword, Sora.

[keybladeslaash.livejournal.com]

.. what do you mean by.. "metaphor"...?

Roxas? Roxas talking about what things? His want to have a heart?

The wooden sword? aw, it's nothing really..

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

*smirk* Don't play dumb, kiddo. We all know what you want to do with Kairi. ;)

[keybladeslaash.livejournal.com]

I want to protect her..

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Use a condom. *snerk*

[keybladeslaash.livejournal.com]

-- A WHAT?!?! WHAT- NO- WE'RE FRIENDS. JUST. FRIENDS. AND- WE- I-AA;SDFHDSAGJGHJKFDS

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

*smirk* Like this Ayame guy's saying, no need to deny it...

[keybladeslaash.livejournal.com]

.... *glaring at computer screen* I'm not denying anything, Larxene

[hebidoshi.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, there is a number of items that you will either need or that will make things easier. I'll get started on a list for you. Sora. :D

Larxene, you're doing a fine job on Sora's path! I think you may be a much-needed muse in his time of need.

[keybladeslaash.livejournal.com]

I DON'T NEED ANYTHING LIKE THAT, AND I DON'T NEED LARXENES HELP WITH ANYTHING.

[hebidoshi.livejournal.com]

I think she's doing a wonderful job~! These are very important things to know. You wouldn't want to hurt anyone, would you?

Or are you the self-helping type?

mm, corrupting children.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

*smirk* I'll gladly provide whatever help he needs.

[hebidoshi.livejournal.com]

Dancing, my dear boy! You put it very elegantly, and I'm sure Kairi wouldn't think you were a bad... dancer. Perhaps we need to work on your self-esteem a touch more.

Roxas' fantasies! He keeps them so bottled up inside I'm sure he must be in pain. You could help each other in an almost brotherly union! Him to help you realize yours, and you to help him admit these things. Admitting is the first step, or so they say. ^_^

The wooden sword may be a key factor in this discussion! Sora, let's go into more detail. Remember, I'm here to help. Does the wooden sword concern you?

[keybladeslaash.livejournal.com]

Put what very elegantly?

Well he is my Nobody and my baby brother so I guess we'd have the same fantasies. Maybe he just wants to hang out with his friends, Axel and Demyx? And get a heart maybe.. But why wouldn't he admit that?

The wooden sword? Oh it was just some dream where it turned into my keyblade, and I beat up tons of heartless with it. Why would that matter?

[hebidoshi.livejournal.com]

The dancing!

Oh, very good then! Perhaps you do share some qualities, in that sense. Quickly now, we should ask Roxas what his most secret desire is! That may awaken your own and lead you further down the path of understanding! And I have no idea, really. :D It isn't anything to be ashamed of, afterall.

Interesting. This 'keyblade' word seems very prominent. Hmm... Oh my, everything matters! It will all help you in the end!

[keybladeslaash.livejournal.com]

but it was just spinning around! nothing fancy..

but I thought I already told you my secret desire...? What're we understanding? And why do we need to find out what Roxas wants?

YEAH my keyblade is awesome! I use it to fight heartless and save the worlds! Roxas has one too. Actually, he's got two...

[hebidoshi.livejournal.com]

That's alright! Many less-experienced youths are perfectly satisfied with the simple route! That makes more complex dances all the more interesting the first time, doesn't it?

You and Roxas need each other to help with your desires! With you to help, he may be more willing to admit his own problems with others!

Really! I'd heard of such special cases, but I had no idea I was talking firsthand with someone such as himself! This makes things much more interesting. No wonder he's so reluctant to talk about it. It's nothing to be frightened of, afterall.

[keybladeslaash.livejournal.com]

... huh??

look, uh, Ayame? .. I really don't know what you're trying to get at.. I mean me and Kairi dancing, and you trying to talk to Roxas about getting a heart.. and the toy sword.. What does this have to do with saving the worlds?

[hebidoshi.livejournal.com]

Oooh, so it's a toy! I see then, that's a large step up. Hmm...

Well, you see, that's a high goal to live up to, but nothing is impossible if you try! And really, I don't think it has anything to do with that whatsoever. ^_^ But this is far more important! This is your very youth we're talking about!

[keybladeslaash.livejournal.com]

My youth...?