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Um... We've had some scary people here lately and I need to start acting like a mod. This isn't a community about:

1) killing
2) threatening the other members
3) making sexual advances towards the underage members That means you, Sanji.
4) anyone doing inappropriate things with anyone's mother
5) that Snakes on a Sora thing... I think I'm still scarred from that...

:/ please, can we all be a little nicer?

((ooc: please don't listen to her. XD ... except maybe about Snakes on a Sora. *shudder*))

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I mean it. Just name the time and the place and I am there. Or are you so scared of chipping a nail that you'd prefer to stay in your high-security penthouse surrounded by your elite bodyguards and be a complete pussy?

Don't say that about my panther. She'll get offended. And it's not a penthouse - it's a mansion.

...panther?

Look, anyway, at least you admit you're an utter coward. It makes hunting you down that much sweeter.

You know a big cat. Cloud killed my old one. :\

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over your Oedipus complex.

I know what a panther is, you idiot. It's the only pussy you'll be getting your hands on anytime soon.

So I love Mother. So what? It's not like your boob obsession is exactly healthy.

But it's a panther ...

Still can't hear you.

You might be able to hear me better if you take your head out of your ass.

*hum*

Yeah, that'll be the buzz of the flies.

Oh no! I'm covered in bees. :O

WTF? You make less sense than a guy in a dress.

((*is ded*))

You're in here all the time with the fucking matches with the fucking door!

((XDDD)))

What? I'm not ever over there! I don't even know where you are right now!

*eats popcorn*

That had better not be my popcorn.

Yumyum popcorn made by my JENOVA plant.

Mother has the ability to travel the Universe and destroy worlds. SHE IS NOT HERE TO MAKE POPCORN.

But she makes it just right! You put the popcorn thing in her tentcles and she gets so mad, but then it starts popping! Delicious popcorn. Yumyum.

Shut up. You don't have her there. I know you don't have her there...

...~~does she make the really tasty buttery stuff?~~

She's really easy to contain too. I don't need to water her or anything. I just feed her random stuff and she's content.

~~... I'm not going to dignify that with a response.~~

Great, try feeding her your leg or something.

She's a vegetarian.

She definitely wouldn't eat you then, seeing as you're all cock.

Why thank you Kadaj. Now once you realize what a vagina is (ie look yourself up) then we can all live in peace.

I AM NOT A.... female orifice. Jackass. >:[