dramadramaduck | (no subject)

It's my birthday.

[He's telling the truth, but feel free to think he's trying to trick people.]

Not really. He's a snot nosed little brat, and he's always complaining.

Okay, he's out of the room now.

Yeah, I am.

That wasn't very nice to say.

Y-yeah, well, when I see his face, I can't let my true feelings out.

Why not?

Because he really is annoying and he has an annoying face.

That is sad. You shouldn't treat people based on their appearances.

I know that better than anyone! It's just when I look at it, I can just see all the annoying things he's said before coming out of his mouth.

How odd.

Well, if you spend eighty percent of your time with someone, you tend to get like that.

He follows you around? That's sweet.

It's his job, he's my servant. Besides, my home has only one room.

Sounds awkward.

Yeah...I really should get a curtain for the toilet....

I imagine so.

And I should probably get more than one bed...

...Should I ask now if you're sleeping with him?

E-EH!? N-NOT LIKE THAT! HE'S EIGHT!

Oh, thank goodness! I would never have implied that, had I known!

Geeze! You're messed up in the head!

I like girls, anyway!

How could I tell?

How could you tell he was eight or that I like girls?

Either one.