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It's my birthday.

[He's telling the truth, but feel free to think he's trying to trick people.]

Perhaps I ought to look into it.

Because nobody else will. And one of them insists on putting cabbage with everything if he gets half a chance.

It's the only food you'll need for 300 years!

...So you know Adachi then.

I'll certainly keep it in mind in that case.

I wouldn't say 'know' but yes, unfortunately.

Quick, easy, cheap...Best food ever, seriously! Eat it regularly, and I guarantee you'll be twice as strong.

So...You don't like him hanging out at your place, huh?

Oh, well, I absolutely can't resist now.

Not particularly, no.

It's almost all I've eaten for years, and just look at me.

What if I said I'd take him off your hands?

I'm marvelling at the fact that you haven't died of malnutrition.

I'd be delighted. Birkin might have something to say about it, as well as Adachi himself, of course.

What can I say. Gyuudon really is the perfect food. Better than poisoning, anyway.

Well, there's not really much they could do to stop me.

...True, there is no arguing with that.

Then knock yourself out. It'd be nice not to have him helping crowd the place.

Edited 2010-04-03 00:15 (UTC)

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.../gives, uh, back massage to relieve stress?

/molests whilst guard is down

/should've seen that coming :|

It's amazing how I can still molest people when I'm nicknamed 'Dr Badtouch'

I try to give people the benefit of the doubt.

That's dumb. You're dumb.

I am a good person ;;

I believe I just said that you're dumb, no need to create an echo.

...Yeah but. ...BUT.