Little Help Here

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm not really sure what I'm doing, but Krauser said I should post.

I'm locked in an underground facility of some kind, filled with monsters look like they want to eat me. I've barricaded myself in.

I'd really appreciate it if someone could come and get me and take me to 'Wesker's Island'. I promised Krauser I'd help him out.

Though if you can't get me there, if you could get me to the Karma Society facility in Portland, that'd be more than good enough.

Oh, and my name's David. Not Gale. I'm not sure who Gale is.

Comments

I know :3 It was just so sexy I couldn't resist

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

No, seriously. Calm the fuck down. You're a demon. I think. Half demon? Whatever. You can transform into a demon. Or something. Shit happened on your world and suddenly you could transform.

The berserk forms are sex

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

All right, sorry. I'm calm... I just don't understand how this could have happened.

Hnng. I really need to finish this series

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

What? The whole you being half demon thing? From what I can see, someone infected your virtual world with a virus. Or entered a new parameter into the program.

Yes, you do

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

My virtual world? What program?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

You live in a virtual world, man.

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

That's...crazy.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

That's your world, man

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

How do you know this when we don't? I mean, I'm a scientist. I'm an educated person, and I've never considered that our world might not be real.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

For some fucked up reason, when you're you, you don't know... much of anything. Or, you know shit but you just don't know what you know. You know how to fight and how to kill, and that's about it. Unless someone reminds you about the other stiff you know.

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

...That's horrible. Well, I'll just have to find out what happened to our world. It all started when the sun started transmitting harmful data and the Cuvier Syndrome began. I'll start there.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

...Right. Sure. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, but you go do that.

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

A few years ago the sun turned black, and when people are touched by sunlight, they can turn to stone. That's when things started going wrong.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

...'Fucked up' doesn't even begin to cover that, man.

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I know. We have the people who've been affected in isolation and we're working hard on a cure, but it's like nothing I've ever seen.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Yeah, good luck with that.

Better stay in your room though, if you don't wanna get eaten.

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

I plan to, though someone's going to come and get me out of here soon, I hope. Krauser invited me to his island to help him.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

He just wants to fuck you again.

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

...Maybe. But I think he also needs help with babysitting...

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Heh. And apparently you want to get fucked again too.

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I just want to get out of here and somewhere more sane.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Heh. That island with Krauser and the others isn't gonna be that place, man. But at least you'll never be bored.

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

Will I get eaten by monsters, there?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

They might try and experiment on you or something.

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

Well, I know two of the kids there work for some kind of biowarfare company called Umbrella. But I don't see why they'd experiment on me. And I don't intend to let them.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

...Right. Have fun, man.