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[oneunderheaven.livejournal.com]

[And the image cuts on to what appears to be a young person in a... questionably odd Hello Kitty (?) costume, who giggles and waves at the camera. Most likely a girl from the sounds of it when the character speaks, yes.]

Hello, children! Please do not be alarmed at your surroundings, for I am here and I have lots of toys and delicious food and candy if you're good, aru. Just say the word and you can come stay with me in wonderful China and away from that big, mean, scary Mister Gilbert!

[And the figure raises its arms in cheer and the last few words, before putting its 'paws' to over-sized SUPER KAWAII blushing cheeks.]

Does anyone want to play, aru?



[n-no this isn't late at all all replies will be video or voice, and for future reference, if you would prefer not to be tagged by this character, his permission post is here. and now I hide orz orz orz]

Comments

[east-darkhorse.livejournal.com]

You sound like a fucking pervert.

[oneunderheaven.livejournal.com]

[Huffs! And pulls off his enormous mask with a bit of effort to reveal a face flushed in indignation. Though he looks a little tired, too, even as he points a paw at the camera.]

And you are no worse gathering all those children when you cannot care for them properly, aru. How will they eat?

[east-darkhorse.livejournal.com]

I can take care of children just fine, and even if I don't that's why Spain and Hungary are there.

Unlike others my children doesn't stab me in the back.

[nick-4-maya.livejournal.com]

Oh, how cute!

[oneunderheaven.livejournal.com]

You think I'm cute, aru?

[nick-4-maya.livejournal.com]

Of course! It's really an adorable costume.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... Are you a paedophile?

[oneunderheaven.livejournal.com]

[The kitty shrieks!] NO!

[gluttonforpasta.livejournal.com]

...you are a very large cat.

[oneunderheaven.livejournal.com]

That is very nice, thank you. Now go away, aru.

[maraich]

Umm... We're not children anymore.

[oneunderheaven.livejournal.com]

What?

[brotherlyunion.livejournal.com]

... Loud bastard is not scary. Only stupid.

[oneunderheaven.livejournal.com]

Exactly why they should come with me, aru.

[themixedsky.livejournal.com]

Holy crap this place finally got an honest to god internet predator!

[oneunderheaven.livejournal.com]

[YOU ARE MAKING THIS GIRLY-MAN-NATION-IN-A-SUIT VERY ANGRY, PEOPLE.]

I AM NOT SHUT UP, ARU!

[vani-runerune.livejournal.com]

Don't be mean to Mister Gilbert! He is a good man, even if he's violent....

[oneunderheaven.livejournal.com]

Children should be around violent men, aru. You can stay with me~

[Can you resist this cute warped kitty face, huh?]

[brightstarshero.livejournal.com]

[WWII America is glad to see his fellow neutral buddy]

Hey, China!

[oneunderheaven.livejournal.com]

[China is not, sadly.]

America? What do you want, aru?

[insovietme.livejournal.com]

My games are better!

1/2

[oneunderheaven.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.]

[oneunderheaven.livejournal.com]

[This is one sad looking kitty, here.]

Hello, Russia.

[hok-ton.livejournal.com]

You are "China"? I am in need of your assistance.

[oneunderheaven.livejournal.com]

Eh? [Having taken off the head part of costume already, he blinks at the screen.] It's not every day one who is not my own recognizes me, aru.