[accidental video post]

[potato-bastard.livejournal.com]

[The video opens in Germany's room. It's still early in the morning, so all is dark. There is a person asleep in the bed, presumably Germany himself. The door opens and a figure enters, closing the door quietly behind itself. The room is too dark for the video to make out who the figure is. It walks up to the sleeping Germany and reaches out, putting something over his face. There are a few seconds of silence, followed by a muffled "mmph!" from Germany as he wakes up. He flings an arm out wildly to turn on the bedside lamp...]

J-Japan?! What the hell are you doing here? [Germany's voice is muffled not only by sleepiness, but by a white mask that one would frequently see the Japanese wearing to fend off colds] A-and what the hell is...?! [Germany's eyes roll down to look at his nose, bringing a hand up to touch the mask]

Germany-san, it is incredibly important that you keep that on. [Japan's voice is also muffled by the mask he is wearing, though his is light pink rather than white] I hear that one of the community's viruses has appeared; I thought it prudent to warn you, as well as take measures to prevent further spread.

[Germany blinks at him] W-what...? A virus...? [Now that Germany has assessed the situation is not life-threatening, it appears as though his brain has gone to sleep again]

Yes, Germany-san, a virus. This matter is most serious. [Japan moves towards Germany's computer and begins spraying the area with some sort of disinfectant] If adequately protected, I am sure that we can reduce the likelihood of contraction. Please remember to wash your hands and gargle after returning from outside, and also warn Italy-san, if you would. I would myself, were I not unsure of my abilities to fend off the inevitable physical contact that meeting with him would entail.

Japan...that's not--that's not how viruses with the community work.

But it is called a virus, Germany-san. Surely the preventative measures are the same?

[Germany takes in a deep breath, readying himself for this statement] It's not a regular virus, Japan. There...are no sorts of preventative measures. They just, well, happen.

None? Absolutely none? [Japan's voice grows noticeably stressed] Are you quite sure of this? No way to prevent the spread of a potentially deadly virus?

I wouldn't say that it's deadly. I'm...I've never heard of anyone dying from one, at least. But, I mean, it's not like there are germs or anything to protect yourself from...

But what if it affects my economy? It could develop into a full force recession and trigger a worldwide great depression--

[The door behind Japan swings open and in walks Germany. Another Germany. This one wearing an unbuttoned button-down and tight jeans that, if they were from Germany's own closet, probably haven't seen the light of day ever. His hair is mussed and there's a charming smile on his face] Oh. Well, hello there. Am I interrupting something? [He eyes the situation, his gaze roaming over the two] ...mind if I join in?

[Japan looks between the two Germanys for a moment, then down at the can of disinfectant in his hand] That is the last time I am buying this brand.

Comments

[maraich]

What's going on here? Can't I even take my kids to the park without coming back to some weird virus?

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[potato-bastard.livejournal.com]

Maraich. You should leave. Now, while you still can... Before he--[regular Germany is pushed out of the way]

[Have an opposite!doppleganger, Maraich] Why, hello, there. Aren't you a sight for sore eyes, then, gorgeous?

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[maraich]

...You're definitely not Ludwig.

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[potato-bastard.livejournal.com]

Maraich, don't--! [Opposite!Germany shoves real Germany out the door, locking it behind him, before turning back to the camera]

But of course I'm him. I mean. I look like him, don't I? My voice sounds like his. Isn't that what matters, after all?

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[maraich]

You're also flirting with several men and shoving someone else who looks and sounds like Ludwig out the door.

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[potato-bastard.livejournal.com]

[he waves a hand] Details, details. Perhaps it is he who is my doppelganger, after all? [he smirks]

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[maraich]

Is that so? Then how about telling me what we did together while you were at my apartment?

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[gluttonforpasta.livejournal.com]

[staaaaaaare]

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[potato-bastard.livejournal.com]

[Say hello to doppelganger Germany, Italy] Why, hello there to you too. You're looking particularly attractive today, Italy. Even more so than usual. I might even say, well, good enough to eat.

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[gluttonforpasta.livejournal.com]

Veh, thank you, Germany!

But why are there two of you today?

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[potato-bastard.livejournal.com]

[Opposite!Germany looks at regular!Germany, who offers no sort of a response, so he steps up completely] Why are there two of us? Oh, don't mind him. He's not really of any real importance. He's just my doppelganger. Say. [He cocks his head to the side] I don't suppose you'd like to go out with me today? We could do something special, to celebrate how gorgeous you're looking today.

W-wait! Italy! Don't--! [Germany tries to pipe up, but opposite!Germany shoves him out the door, locking it, before turning back to the camera] Where was I? Oh, yes. Mind if I come over, Feliciano? There are just so many things to talk about, after all.

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[gluttonforpasta.livejournal.com]

[Italy is confused, and Germany is acting a little weird BUT: he wants to go out! Which is a good thing!] Okay, Germany! That sounds fun! But what will you do about your twin person?

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[potato-bastard.livejournal.com]

Oh, him? [he waves a hand] Don't mind him, I'm sure he'll find something to do around here to keep him occupied.

[east-darkhorse.livejournal.com]

What the shit....why is there 2 of you?

[potato-bastard.livejournal.com]

[By now, Germany has figured out how opposite his opposite is, and in which way, and therefore wants Prussia to get away asap] Bruder, you need to leave, right--[And opposite!Germany pushes him away, silencing him]

Why, hello there, Preußen. I haven't seen you around in a while. Ignoring your little brother, then are you? [His smile is two parts amused, one part cruel, and all sexy]

[east-darkhorse.livejournal.com]

Deutsch ...[Prussia is not amused. And don't be sexy with your brother XD]..I saw other kill their twin, I can do that to you.

[potato-bastard.livejournal.com]

Bruder, don't--! [Germany is silenced as opposite!Germany shoves him out the door, locking it behind him. Muffled yells and pounding on the door can be heard, but he ignores it, turning back to the camera]

Oh, you'd never kill me. Not when I look exactly like him. Besides. I'm bigger and stronger than you are. I could handle you easily. And think of all the fun we could have together, you and me...

this two need an RL >:)

[east-darkhorse.livejournal.com]

Wanna test that theory? I killed my twin and he looked exactly like me.[Have a dangerous smirk.] I know you are not him.

You aren't stronger than me and all the fun we can have involves blood.

That could be fun...

[potato-bastard.livejournal.com]

[he laughs] You've killed your self, sure. But how could you kill your beloved Bruder, East?

And there's lots of fun we can have. All different types as well. It'll really depend on you, Preußen. I'm up for just about anything. [have a wicked smile right back at you]

[kussen-abschied.livejournal.com]

Deutschland? Und... Deutschland...?

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[potato-bastard.livejournal.com]

I don't understand. I mean, I--[he is cut off by opposite!Germany]

Oh, be quiet, already. You know who I am. Hello, there, Österreich. [His voice borderline purrs] I haven't seen you around in a while. How are...things? You haven't been missing me too much, have you? [He winks at him] I've certainly missed seeing you around, that's for sure.

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[kussen-abschied.livejournal.com]

[Austria is just. Staring. This. He. ...Wut is happening]

...Things are good. [It would be rude to ignore him after all, though he doesn't like this crazy purring, winking Germany very much] And I suppose I've missed you a little, as well. [Blush]

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[potato-bastard.livejournal.com]

[Real Germany sees what's going on here] No, wait--!! [But opposite!Germany has pushed him out of the door, and locked it behind him]

There, that's better. Now where were we? Oh, yes. You said that you missed me as well. Well, honestly, I'm flattered, Österreich. Very flattered indeed. [he chuckles at the blush]

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[kussen-abschied.livejournal.com]

W-well, yes. I did. It's nice having someone around who can fetch me some tea. [He blushes harder at that chuckle. Y so creepy sexy!Germany?]

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[potato-bastard.livejournal.com]

Well, I like to be of service. It's nice to have orders to follow; I miss those times, when I had you around the house, to fulfill that desire. [oh yeah, he's definitely aware that the blush is his doing, now; sexy!Germany does not care how he comes off to others, so long as it's sexy and leaves them flustered]