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[Video Post]
[The backround appears to classroom, the chalkboard has Crocker's normal doodles including the famous 2 +2 = Fish on the board]
Another me!? There's only one logical explaination for this... FAIRY GODPARENTS! [Normal Crocker spazzes at seeing himself, while Opposite Crocker stares, Dot, dot, dot. Opposite Crocker doesn't look deformed. His ears are on his head, rather then on his neck like Normal Crocker and no hunch back;Opposite Crocker replies] You're mad! Magic doesn't exist!
[Normal Crocker]
Of course I'm crazy, crazy like a guy who's right!
[Normal Crocker taps his foot, pondering] You're me, why don't you believe magic and Fairies are real?
[Opposite Crocker]
Because magic and Fairies aren't real.
[Normal Crocker] Yes, they are. THEY ARE SO REAL!
[Meanwhile in the backround, you'd swear a piece of chalk was floating by itself and writing by itself. Normal Crocker notices the chalk floating]
[Normal Crocker comments to the 4th wall] Wait a second... Chalk doesn't float or write by itself - FAIRY GODPARENTS! [Normal Crocker spazzes and goes into the ceiling where he's stuck]
[While the Opposite Crocker is completely oblivious to what's going on with the chalk and looks up to Normal Crocker and says]
You need help. [Piece of chalk falls back into place as Opposite Crocker goes over to the chalkboard, EASING the 'Fairies are Real' and 'Magic' and all the doodles on the chalkboard. As Opposite Crocker comments to Normal Crocker in the ceiling above and not to the 4th wall]
Two Plus Two Equals Fish?! What are you even teaching these children?!
[Eases the equation]
(Yes, Im still on hiatus but having a In Denial Crocker was too good to pass up)
Another me!? There's only one logical explaination for this... FAIRY GODPARENTS! [Normal Crocker spazzes at seeing himself, while Opposite Crocker stares, Dot, dot, dot. Opposite Crocker doesn't look deformed. His ears are on his head, rather then on his neck like Normal Crocker and no hunch back;Opposite Crocker replies] You're mad! Magic doesn't exist!
[Normal Crocker]
Of course I'm crazy, crazy like a guy who's right!
[Normal Crocker taps his foot, pondering] You're me, why don't you believe magic and Fairies are real?
[Opposite Crocker]
Because magic and Fairies aren't real.
[Normal Crocker] Yes, they are. THEY ARE SO REAL!
[Meanwhile in the backround, you'd swear a piece of chalk was floating by itself and writing by itself. Normal Crocker notices the chalk floating]
[Normal Crocker comments to the 4th wall] Wait a second... Chalk doesn't float or write by itself - FAIRY GODPARENTS! [Normal Crocker spazzes and goes into the ceiling where he's stuck]
[While the Opposite Crocker is completely oblivious to what's going on with the chalk and looks up to Normal Crocker and says]
You need help. [Piece of chalk falls back into place as Opposite Crocker goes over to the chalkboard, EASING the 'Fairies are Real' and 'Magic' and all the doodles on the chalkboard. As Opposite Crocker comments to Normal Crocker in the ceiling above and not to the 4th wall]
Two Plus Two Equals Fish?! What are you even teaching these children?!
[Eases the equation]
(Yes, Im still on hiatus but having a In Denial Crocker was too good to pass up)
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[Video]
Yes, I suppose seeing a cloning progressing that has apparently gone wrong is interesting to watch.
[Meanwhile, the school bell rings and all his students; Elmer, Sanja, A.J. Chester, Trixie, and some genetic students leave. The last one to go, is a child with a pink hat and a pink notebook and green backpack that seem to have a face. Normal Crocker gets himself down from the ceiling and notices what has captured the other's attention and tries to butt in.]
[Normal Crocker] YOU! [Pointing to the person on the other end of the computer screen I've seen you around that comm. Wait a second - Is this the cause of another virus?! VIRUS! [Slight spazz]
[Opposite Crocker] Computer viruses aren't capable of this.
[Normal Crocker glares at himself] They are if they're magical viruses.
[Video]
[Video] Im sorry but even with proof, he will not believe
[Normal Crocker yells in rage] WHAT KIND OF PROOF DO YOU NEED?
[Because he's not going to stick around and go though this AGAIN]
[Normal Crocker has a sudden mood swing and is suddently depressed looking, as he goans goes off camera view for the moment.]
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[Video]
[Opposite Crocker with a 'oh brother' tone] Oh, great now it's the magician. [And says 'magician' like you're a bad one at that]
[Normal Crocker is face palming he seems irritated by the other self.Before Normal Crocker screams out and grabs Opposite Crocker by his shirt collar] WIZARD! HE'S A WIZARD! DON'T YOU SMELL THE MAGIC?!
[Opposite Crocker just looks at Normal Crocker like Normal Crocker is insane. Then Opposite Crocker, remaining calm says to Albus]
Your guess is as good as mine, magician. Although, I think this is cloning. [Gone horribly wrong]
[Video]
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[Normal Crocker to Albus] Well, makes sense enough as anything else that goes on around here. [Notices his chalkboard without the doodles.]
Hey! Who eased my equations? [Normal Crocker lets Opposite Crocker's collar go and goes towards the chalkboard]
[Opposite Crocker reposnes to Normal Crocker] I did, they made absolutely no logical sense.
[Normal Crocker is at the chalkboard easing the normal equations; like 2 X 2 = 4, etc. And writes; 2 + 2 = FISH]
[Opposite Crocker] What do you think you're doing? Are you trying to make both of us look crazy?! I'm not crazy.
[Normal Crocker, has some chalk in his mouth and eyetwitching]
[Opposite Crocker goes to ease the equation] Two plus Two does not equal Fish. What are you? A teacher or a kindergartner? 2 plus 2 equals 4.
[Normal Crocker has stopped twitching with chalk in his mouth and replies to Opposite Crocker] In a world where magic and fairies are real. Who cares. Math means NOTHING! [Laughs in small manical laughter. Opposite Crocker eases the Fish and writes 4 and states]
[Opposite Crocker] 2 plus 2 = 4. There's no such thing as magic.
[Normal Crocker] I can't stand you!
[Opposite Crocker] Well, I don't like you either.
[Normal Crocker, dots for a moment] We just agreed on something.
[Opposite Crocker] No we didn't.
[Normal Crocker goes back to the camera]
Albus, what am I going to do with him?