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i want to smex my mommy

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...I'm sure you and Kadaj would be great pals. :D

.....:D He can join us in a threesome.

He'd want his momma there too. And foursomes are just awkward.

THEN YOU SHOULD COME AND IT SHOULD BE A FIVESOME Y/N?

OH TOTALLY. TWO PSYCHOS AND THEIR MOMS MAKES ME HOT IN THE PANTS.

OKAY. YOU WEAR THE BLACKFACE AND I'LL WEAR THE NAZI UNIFORM.

...That's a new one. o_O

^_^

Especially when the fourth member is some kind of headless tentacled abomination and occasionally houseplant.

...but you'd do it if I didn't bring Kaa-san?

Neee, brother, I don't think that was the joke.

No? Aww, that's a shame. I'd consider giving myself to Tifa-chan just to piss Rufus off. It would be funny.

tifa? Brother I would take a rescue team with you, you may get lost in Tifa's boobs.

Hahahahahahaha! Yes, that's true! But think how much it would annoy Cloud to know that we'd been playing with his #1 Fan, too! And we could make her bleed.

Blood stains are terrible to clean. Screaming the wrong name during sex? Priceless.

...is it? The screaming, I mean.

Of course. Once I'm done with them, they'll always remember Yazoo. You can never forget me.

I didn't forget you, but I don't think you ever did anything like that with me.

~~...did you?~~

You - Plural form.

It's okay brother; you'll lose it eventually. ~~I never forgot you brother. Loz- maybe.~~

I miss Loz. He used to do all the cooking and cleaning, and I just can't be bothered anymore.

That's because I would beat him over the head and he would cry.

I MISS SMEXING MY MOM.

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bakurinator3000.livejournal.com - 2006-11-15 18:42 (UTC) - Expand

Yeah, and he'd make the best noodles, especially after you kicked him in the face. I miss old times. :[

TALK TO ME.

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shinra-sucks.livejournal.com - 2006-11-15 23:29 (UTC) - Expand

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