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...look, guys, it's a duck.

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Jeez. Keep them away from Rufus.

Oh, man, I didn't even think about that.

I don't want to think about it.

I wonder who would control whose financial empire.

They'd probably collaborate, with Rufus not-so-secretly trying to take over all the time.

I don't know if they could stand not being on top in any business relationship, though.

Those are some scary moogle you've got there. o_O

Geez, yes. You want one? I bet they'd go to your world.

No thanks, I like the ones we've got.

Maybe you guys should try boycotting them or something?

...we would die.

Because they'd kill you, or because you wouldn't have any supplies?

Both.

Scary. o_o Maybe you should borrow some of our Moogles. They're relatively less harmless.

It's tempting, but our moogles'd probably kill them. Anyway, our little fluffballs are tough. They even stuck around the Castle That Never Was, and most moogles probably wouldn't be able to stand all the Heartless and Unnumbered wandering around.

Holy hell. Think they could take on a Tonberry?

I dunno. What's a Tonberry?

Scary little reptiles in a coat carrying a lantern and a honking huge butcher knife that can take you out in one hit if you don't know how to deal with them. We lost a lot of cadets to those things. Thank Odin they don't show up often.

Oh, geez. Wow. Uh. I don't know. Maybe our moogles would try to swindle them to death.

I think I'd pay to see that.

Especially if it was a Tonberry King.

I would too.

We could sell tickets, and then the moogles would shake us down for the cash afterwards.

Provided they survived the encounter. Although we'd have to watch from a safe distance. At least Tonberries are slow.

We could make a league! Like, fantasy mooglefighting.

We could sell tickets and take bets. ♥

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