http://losethreepounds.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] losethreepounds.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2010-04-19 01:32 pm
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What the eff was that?

I was just a freaking eight-year-old for four days! My friends think I'm a freak! My sister thinks I'm a witch! My mom thinks she was hallucinating and has upped her therapy appointments to three times a week!

What the HELL?!
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[identity profile] 8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I was turned into a woman and had to spend a day with my wife! Trust me! I get it!

[identity profile] 8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Technically, I still am married. We're just - separated... Kind of.

[identity profile] losethreepounds.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
How did you get someone to marry you in the first place?

[identity profile] 8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you really wanna have this fight with me? Contrary to popular belief, and whatever the fuck the assholes here say, I get a lot of ass, alright?

And don't you do you're little gross out move because you asked, so deal with it.

[identity profile] losethreepounds.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I did not ask for you to talk about your sex life, pervert!

[identity profile] 8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You mentioned my wife, which involves my sex life. So, deal.

[identity profile] losethreepounds.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Your ex-wife.
cannotemotealie: (:-D)

[personal profile] cannotemotealie 2010-04-19 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO, same reaction I had when I heard. It's like a GD mystery of life. 8th wonder of the world status, LOL. :-P
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