So the curtain rises!

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

My name is Kuja, and I hope I'll find all of you at least a little pleasant.  I'm not tolerant of the many idiots who seem to lurk around this website, and I hope you are all exceptions.

I must ask:  Is there a boy named Zidane here?

Before anyone inquires, the article of clothing I use to cover my genitalia is called a codpiece.  You may not refer to it as a thong; if you do, I will just ignore you from then on.

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[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Zidane? Yeah, he's around.

...how did you know that many idiots seem to lurk here? Have you been watching us or something?

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

Why, yes I have. They seem to have a habit of absolutely butchering the English language, particularly by replacing words with homophonic letters and numbers, with a complete disregard for grammar and punctuation, and it's starting to utterly disgust me.

What username does Zidane go by over here?

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Sorry we, uh, utterly disgust you? Um.

And I think he's pimper_than_you...wait, you're not going to try to hunt him down and kill him or whatever with that, right? People are so violent.

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

No, at least, not yet! Hehehe!

No, I am referring to the people who use that annoying Internet jargon called "netspeak." Though, if you couldn't make that distinction on your own....

[[OOC: The strikeout isn't visible, to clarify. And anything that may happen between Demyx and Kuja starting with this comment do not reflect my relationship with, or opinions of overdramatized]]

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Hey, I am totally feeling you here. Though I've gotta admit emoticons are pretty funny!

((OOC: Of course not~! All for the sake of crack. Come join us on the community chatroom if you want! We'd love to have you. (http://gochat/?roomname=dramadramaduck) ^^))

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Yare yare... you look worryingly like Kadaj and his brother. Please say you're less messed up than him.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

At last, someone else with a scrap of intelligence! I'm fed up of all the stupidity clogging this place up - it's about time we had a little more competence.

Pleased to meet you. I'm Kadaj.

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

I am quite amused by your constant obsession with your Mother (or "Kaa-san", as you seem to call her), though I'm sure we will get along well, so long as you're competent, and truly are intelligent.

I am pleased to meet you, as well.

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[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

KUJA!

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[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

Wait, aren't you supposed to be dead?

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

What's a thong?

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

Oh, Zidane, you tell such bad, yet amusing jokes. Hahaha~ Me? Dead? That is quite an amusing joke, indeed!

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

Don't pull that crap with me, Kuja. I saw you die. When . . . when the Iifa Tree exploded.

How the hell did you survive?!

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

Why, you are sadly mistaken; the Iifa Tree is alive and well. In fact, when I last saw you, you were chasing me, trying to save that little girl, and, if I am not mistaken, you wanted me dead.

Perhaps you are from an alternate timeline?

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

. . . Yeah, looks that way.

Just great.

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I wonder how this happened.

You have no idea how I feel...

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I thought it was weird enough they connected to other worlds.

Look who's talking.

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

It couldn't be Garland; that fool may be powerful, but he doesn't have the power to alter time.

I cannot fathom how someone as incompetent as yourself would be able to understand just how strange and unnerving this whole situation is.

[[OOC: Am I being remotely IC? :3]]

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Thong, codpiece, either way you look like a fruit.

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

Hmph. You have no way of understanding true beauty! And, from what I hear, one of your comrades looks just as feminine. His name is Marluxia, yes?

You don't look particularly feminine yourself, sweetheart.

[[OOC: That's him being an asshole; he's not flirting with her, or anything of that nature. Besides, Larxene's a little too...old for him, if you get my meaning ;).]]

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

I found my computer in the remains of Ipsen's Castle. No idea how the hell you got yours.

Trust me, I've got a pretty good idea, since I remember stuff that hasn't happened to you yet.

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

I found mine on the Invincible. I have no idea why or how it's there. Garland must have had something to do with it.

It is equally strange to hear about something that hasn't happened to you yet by someone who despises you in your time, yet seems to be friendly with you when he tells you from the future, I'll have you know.

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be surprised. I wonder how they're connected.

Yeah, well . . . a lot happened.

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

I am not sure, myself. We shall discuss this at a later date, and maybe then we'll find out how on Earth this has happened.

Such as...?

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

Not that anyone else here seems to know . . .

Why do you care? I doubt it'd change any of your plans.