So the curtain rises!

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

My name is Kuja, and I hope I'll find all of you at least a little pleasant.  I'm not tolerant of the many idiots who seem to lurk around this website, and I hope you are all exceptions.

I must ask:  Is there a boy named Zidane here?

Before anyone inquires, the article of clothing I use to cover my genitalia is called a codpiece.  You may not refer to it as a thong; if you do, I will just ignore you from then on.

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[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Zidane? Yeah, he's around.

...how did you know that many idiots seem to lurk here? Have you been watching us or something?

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

Why, yes I have. They seem to have a habit of absolutely butchering the English language, particularly by replacing words with homophonic letters and numbers, with a complete disregard for grammar and punctuation, and it's starting to utterly disgust me.

What username does Zidane go by over here?

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Sorry we, uh, utterly disgust you? Um.

And I think he's pimper_than_you...wait, you're not going to try to hunt him down and kill him or whatever with that, right? People are so violent.

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

No, at least, not yet! Hehehe!

No, I am referring to the people who use that annoying Internet jargon called "netspeak." Though, if you couldn't make that distinction on your own....

[[OOC: The strikeout isn't visible, to clarify. And anything that may happen between Demyx and Kuja starting with this comment do not reflect my relationship with, or opinions of overdramatized]]

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Hey, I am totally feeling you here. Though I've gotta admit emoticons are pretty funny!

((OOC: Of course not~! All for the sake of crack. Come join us on the community chatroom if you want! We'd love to have you. (http://gochat/?roomname=dramadramaduck) ^^))

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Yare yare... you look worryingly like Kadaj and his brother. Please say you're less messed up than him.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

At last, someone else with a scrap of intelligence! I'm fed up of all the stupidity clogging this place up - it's about time we had a little more competence.

Pleased to meet you. I'm Kadaj.

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

I am quite amused by your constant obsession with your Mother (or "Kaa-san", as you seem to call her), though I'm sure we will get along well, so long as you're competent, and truly are intelligent.

I am pleased to meet you, as well.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I'm in love with Kaa-san. Some people around here seem to object to that, but that's their problem, not mine.

What's the deal with you and Zidane, then?

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

That is quite...strange. She is an alien virus, after all.

Zidane and I are brothers. Oddly enough, the Zidane lurking around here appears to be from the future.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

A virus? I've not heard her called that before. I don't like that way of talking about her, it makes her sound disgusting, and she's beautiful.

Brothers, huh? Are you as much of a man-whore as he is?

1/2

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

KUJA!

2/2

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

Wait, aren't you supposed to be dead?

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

Oh, Zidane, you tell such bad, yet amusing jokes. Hahaha~ Me? Dead? That is quite an amusing joke, indeed!

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

Don't pull that crap with me, Kuja. I saw you die. When . . . when the Iifa Tree exploded.

How the hell did you survive?!

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

Why, you are sadly mistaken; the Iifa Tree is alive and well. In fact, when I last saw you, you were chasing me, trying to save that little girl, and, if I am not mistaken, you wanted me dead.

Perhaps you are from an alternate timeline?

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

. . . Yeah, looks that way.

Just great.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

What's a thong?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Oh, stop being so coy! You should know...

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33948729/?&q=lloyd+thong+tales+of+symphonia&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

...

((OOC: fdakghd;gh))

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Personally, I don't think pink is your colour.

((OOC: XD))

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Thong, codpiece, either way you look like a fruit.

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

Hmph. You have no way of understanding true beauty! And, from what I hear, one of your comrades looks just as feminine. His name is Marluxia, yes?

You don't look particularly feminine yourself, sweetheart.

[[OOC: That's him being an asshole; he's not flirting with her, or anything of that nature. Besides, Larxene's a little too...old for him, if you get my meaning ;).]]

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Leave Marluxia out of this.

Really. Last I checked, men don't have these~ *insert picture of ... wait. Larx doesn't really have boobs. XD Photoshopped?*

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? You can't think of anything to counter me, I see.

I rest my case.