So the curtain rises!

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

My name is Kuja, and I hope I'll find all of you at least a little pleasant.  I'm not tolerant of the many idiots who seem to lurk around this website, and I hope you are all exceptions.

I must ask:  Is there a boy named Zidane here?

Before anyone inquires, the article of clothing I use to cover my genitalia is called a codpiece.  You may not refer to it as a thong; if you do, I will just ignore you from then on.

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I asked around. It's amazing what you can find on this Internet thing.

It means.... heh. It means that you love your daddy very much.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

It... does?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Yes. It means that you want to make him very happy and put a smile on his face.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

I do like to make Dad happy, but I still don't know what you're saying.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, you love making your daddy happy, even if you scuff your knees and have to swallow a mouthful of love. I bet you can take a lot of your daddy's love before you get tired. What a loyal son.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

...

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

You still have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

... No.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

When a man and a man love each other very much...

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

They what?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...then they like to get down on their knees and show just how much they care about each other. With their mouths.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

...

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

And their fingers. And their tongues.

Got it yet, kid?

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

You're saying something rotten about my dad, aren't you? I'm not stupid.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Evidently you are, you idiot. I was saying that you're the one doing things to your father. Whether he's rotten or not for enjoying it is not up to me.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

Doing things to my... what?!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

*plink*

Did you hear that? That was the sound of the penny dropping.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

You're talking about my DAD. whats wrong with you?!?!>! I wouldn't-- I didn't--

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

But I thought you said you lurrrrrrrrved your daddy?

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T MEAN LOVE HIM LIKE THAT.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I like you, kid. You're so funny.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

How dare you talk about my dad like that!!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

What? You're more bothered about the fact that your dad is involved than that you might be sucking cock? This just gets better and better!

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

Shut up!!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Aww, now you're in denial.