So the curtain rises!

[angelic-canary.livejournal.com]

My name is Kuja, and I hope I'll find all of you at least a little pleasant.  I'm not tolerant of the many idiots who seem to lurk around this website, and I hope you are all exceptions.

I must ask:  Is there a boy named Zidane here?

Before anyone inquires, the article of clothing I use to cover my genitalia is called a codpiece.  You may not refer to it as a thong; if you do, I will just ignore you from then on.

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

It's okay to be embarrassed, kid. We all make fashion mistakes sometimes.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

That's not me!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Look, regardless as to whether or not you actually did it, that picture is of you. I don't care whether it's real or not. It's FUNNY.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

It's not funny. It's dumb.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Your sense of humour must be very dull, then.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

Because I don't think people drawing pictures of me nearly naked is funny?!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...yes?

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

Why do you think it's funny?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Because you get so wound up about it. Besides, I've seen some mostly-naked fanart of me and I look GOOD.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

Why do you like bothering me?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

See above.

*pokes with a stick*

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

Go to hell!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Sorry, kiddo. I already died once, and it seems that hell doesn't want me.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

You died and came back to life and you spend your time bothering me?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

What? A guy's got to have a hobby.

Besides, you're cute. You're like an angry little puppy. I think I told you that already.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

I think your hobby sucks.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I think you suck, but only if Kratos asks nicely.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

... What's that mean? And how did you find out my dad's name?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I asked around. It's amazing what you can find on this Internet thing.

It means.... heh. It means that you love your daddy very much.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

It... does?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Yes. It means that you want to make him very happy and put a smile on his face.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

I do like to make Dad happy, but I still don't know what you're saying.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, you love making your daddy happy, even if you scuff your knees and have to swallow a mouthful of love. I bet you can take a lot of your daddy's love before you get tired. What a loyal son.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

...

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

You still have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?