[this is so obvious that she's not even going anon]

[changerofwilds.livejournal.com]

For Sale: One Orlesian Bard.

She: sings, dances, spouts religious nonsense, cooks, and cleans.

Goes by the name: Leliana.

Starting price: Negotiable. I only wish her to be off my world. You can do what you wish.

Comments

LELIANA DISAPPROVES -INFINITY

[captivatingsong.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

MORRIGAN APPROVES +INFINITY

[changerofwilds.livejournal.com]

I thought you could do with a vacation.

DIAF D<

[captivatingsong.livejournal.com]

Oh, is that all this is?

I am not being sold!

no u <3

[changerofwilds.livejournal.com]

Think of it as being paid, then.

/keywooooords

[captivatingsong.livejournal.com]

You--

[SO MANY THINGS SHE CAN'T SAY IN PUBLIC ARGH]

[red-army-btrfly.livejournal.com]

You know, I don't really think selling your companions is a good idea.

[captivatingsong.livejournal.com]

I have to agree.

[red-army-btrfly.livejournal.com]

Does she do things like this often?

[captivatingsong.livejournal.com]

Unless she's been trying behind my back until now, this is the first.

....though I wouldn't put that past her, either.

[red-army-btrfly.livejournal.com]

I did not specifically mean trying to sell you.

[changerofwilds.livejournal.com]

Then don't buy.

[red-army-btrfly.livejournal.com]

The problem is in the selling.

[changerofwilds.livejournal.com]

Obviously no one is going to take the offer up.

[red-army-btrfly.livejournal.com]

Still. People are not to be bought and sold.

[Text]

[youvegotmeru.livejournal.com]

[changerofwilds.livejournal.com]

Depends on how much you're willing to pay.

[youvegotmeru.livejournal.com]

[captivatingsong.livejournal.com]

She'll get nothing, because I am not for sale.

[youvegotmeru.livejournal.com]

[captivatingsong.livejournal.com]

And I suggest you save your coin for something else. It will be much better spent, trust me.

[youvegotmeru.livejournal.com]

I don't care. If you're going to be my property, you should listen to me, idiot.

Re: [Text]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Be careful. She might actually go through with it.

[youvegotmeru.livejournal.com]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Fine, fine.

[bittervictor.livejournal.com]

Please make me very happy and tell me you're just fuckin' with her.