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[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Alright, so. Gonna take Red's advice and ask you all a question.

Anyone set up for giving a vamp a little away-time from Hell? Even champions go on vacations, right?


Oh bloody hell - gotta go.

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[acrotomophile]

That was a virus. Don't you know it's not hip to judge by viruses?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Nah, that guy's a killer if I saw one. But it's nice you'd defend him, I guess. Comes with the territory and all.

[acrotomophile]

What, you sense when a fellow predator's nearby? That doesn't actually work in the wild.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Maybe not, but it's what I do. And no matter what your brother says, he's a killer, plain to see.

Not that I'm judgin'. Far as I'm concerned, guy puts away murderer's he's got a jaunty white hat sure as I do.

[acrotomophile]

I'm sure he'll appreciate the vote of confidence from the vampire. I think it's good of you, but Dexter takes these things that aren't supposed to exist kind of hard.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Could tell that about him too. Don't worry, I'll steer clear. Guessing your hat isn't as clean as his though, huh?

[acrotomophile]

What are you, a mindreader? Are all vampires this good at reading people? It's not, metaphorically speaking. I'm a neat person, really.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Stalker, more like. [ there's a grin in his voice ] No point in leaving mess, then. Though I can't say I ever bother picking it up myself.

[acrotomophile]

[he sounds a little delighted] I can relate to that. The stalking, not the not picking up after myself. It's a bad habit to leave evidence behind; not to mention, it's just so... messy.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Can see how it wouldn't be everyone's cuppa. But there's no one out here to dress up my corpses for.

[acrotomophile]

[Pause for a moment. Wait, really?] ...There isn't? And-- really, what corpses do you leave if you're such a white hat?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Well, mostly demons, these days. But you get the odd bad human. It happens.

[acrotomophile]

Exactly how dangerous are these demons? What I'm really asking is, if I come to do a little extracurricular killing, can you protect my delicate damsel self from them while I do it?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

[ you have no idea how happy spike is right now, biney ;; especially given that his tone hasn't changed at all ]

Range anywhere from barely to deadly. We got dinos too, remember. But if you come out here, I'll make sure Cordy's got your back. ...Cordy's a dragon. [ and now he's slightly nervous Brian might die out here and he'd be responsible shagde; and that might be showing in his voice a bit ]

[acrotomophile]

[He might have a vague idea given that he sounds a little nervous and was looking to vacation in the first place, but Brian doesn't comment on it.]

Well, how can I resist when you put a dragon on the metaphorical table? If you're serious about this, I'll be right over.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

You can worldhop?

Ah, sure. Bring - a weapon or something, just in case.

[acrotomophile]

I have a method, yeah.

Don't worry. It was in the plan.

/goes to set up post

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Alright. World is 2007 LA, California. Hell 2.0.

Look for the dragon. She's hard to miss.

/goes to... tag it finally

[acrotomophile]

Lickety split.