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Okay, hold on. Why is everyone talking about Christmas all of a sudden? It's the middle of June, so it's not even time for Christmas in July.

This isn't another virus making everyone think it's December, is it?

[ooc: Because Phineas & Ferb timeline is craaaaaazy.]

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It's December 9th.

It's June.

Not on most worlds, apparently.

It's seriously December where you are?

Yes.

And where exactly is that?

Earth.

Different Earth, then.

Obviously.

It seems like most of the other worlds are in time season-wise. Just my luck that my world is the one that's off.

It's June in your world?

Yep.

Can't speak for the others, but it's winter in mine. December 9, 2017.

It's definitely not December here.

You know, I'd say it's bizzare, but I know so little about other worlds that it might be NORMAL, and all of the other worlds being synched up would make the guys who do statistics cry.

I'd just rather not think about it. Too complicated.

Underfuckin'stood. I think I hurt my own brain trying to wrap my head around it.

I've got too many crazy things at home to figure out. I don't need to waste more time understanding this place.

I was beginning to wonder that as well, if this thing was a virus that was just spreading around.

How is my little girl? ~

It sounds like most of the worlds that aren't ours are in winter right now.

I'm fine, dad.

Hmmmmm. Strange, well I be. Suppose we're not synchronized.

That's good because I know it's someone's birthday coming up ~

That's not the first weird thing about this place though.

Dad. I don't want a party.

Yeaahh... This place is a bit too unscientific for my liking...

I never said I was going to give you a party Vanessa. Don't go putting words in my mouth young lady that I didn't type. I was only letting you know I haven't forgotten.

I'll bet it is.

Okay. Well...thanks, I guess.

You know... I haven't seen your little friend around here. You know the one that spent months living with us.

Any idea where she is?

No. I haven't seen or heard from her in months. Hopefully she's safe in her own world.

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