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[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

[When Eames appears onscreen, you can tell he's paler than usual; there's bags under his eyes and he rubs them absentmindedly.]

Okay, look, I know the lot of you have all basically gone insane over the last few days -- not that that's anything new -- but if you could help out, it'd be appreciated.

Anyone have any good insomnia recipes? I can't explain it, but I keep having dreams of that stupid bloody video that was posted the other day, and it's got me tossing and turning. I swear, it almost seems like I'm seeing them everywhere...I just want some damned sleep.

[And as Eames talks, you might notice his nose start to bleed. He doesn't even seem to notice.]

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[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

You look like crap. [Evening to you too, Eames.]

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[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

[PFFFF. Eames groans.] You say such sweet things to me, it makes my heart go pitter-pat. [He moves aside to let Arthur in.]

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[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

[ Sincerity is the key!] Be careful not to have a heart attack thanks to my kindness. [Comes in, looking around.] When was the last time you had a bath?

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[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Yesterday morning, I think? Why?

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[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

Then why it look like you got hit by a car?

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[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Because I haven't been sleeping and sort of stopped giving a damn how I look, since I've just been in my hotel room for the last two days?

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[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

Still no excuse. Did you eat?

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[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Arthur, most of us mortals can't maintain your level of hygiene. And by hygiene I mean fussiness.

Yeah, I had some soup earlier, I think.

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[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

[He glares at Eames, but says nothing and puts a suitcase in the nearest table.]

You are most likely dehydrated too. Shall I call a babysitter to take care of you? I thought you were old enough.

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[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

But why call a babysitter when I have you and your excellent attempts at being nurturing here to guide me to health?

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[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, still ignoring you in favor to check the PASIV.]

[And finally.] Get in the bed and shut up.

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[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Oh, Arthur. If only you could say that to me every day. [But he does what he's told]

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[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

We would break the bed. [He says that matter-of-factly.]And I will joy you in the bed as well, I want to heck your subconscious.

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[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

[grin] Clearly I must be absolutely delirious, because I think I just heard you say you were joining me, which is something that only happens in my most wild of fantasies.