Keyblade?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

From what I researched, you all from Demyx's world use things called Keyblades?

Why is there a JENOVA one?

Comments

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

Because Jenova's a leechy bitch. *shrug*

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

That seems be a trait in all women.

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

-_- You mean like how all men are cheating assholes?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

No I mean the trait where all women decide they want a good fuck so the leech on to a man and lie themselves to a good orgasm.

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

-___-* Come back to the bar. I dare you. It's full of drunken idiots who would love to smash a bottle over your head, right now.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I'm suprised there are people in your bar rather than in you.

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised you can type while your whore (whoever she may be, this week) is sucking you off. :)

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

At least she didn't leave me for a random flower girl.

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

:D Hey, at least I don't get drawn with other women.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

...

Whore.


At least I'm not made to be the camera girl (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/19901682/?&q=Aerith+Tifa&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5)

Oh (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/20062754/?qo=14&q=Aerith+Tifa&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5) and yeah (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/25842242/?qo=39&q=Aerith+Tifa&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5).

Especially Cloud's girlfriend, Aeris. That's gotta be tough.

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

WE GET DRUNK ONE TIME, AND EVERYONE FINDS OUT. GOD. You think it's hot. Sick-o.

I always wondered why you hired the Turks (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28496431/?qo=12&q=rufus+reno&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5) and now I know. (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/41588185/?qo=108&q=rufus+tseng&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5)

I kind of wish I hadn't asked.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Yet you imagine yourself in between my legs. I have learned not to click links so hah. Hah. Hah.

Plus it must suck that Cloud chose LOZ over you. (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32841283/?qo=86&q=Aerith+Tifa&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5)

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

That explains all the hostility. You bottom, don't you.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Kadaj showed that to me already. Try something new, like go back to why Cloud chose a dead girl over you ... oh wait.

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

Oh, but you don't deny that he tops? Wow, Rufus. I'm so proud that you're finally out of the closet.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Justify it in your mind Tifa Lockheart. But women who tend to see men they hate with other men to justify to themselves that they had sex and they were with the wrong person is a fantastic way to try to make yourself better inside.

Why did Cloud not choose me?

Why is he never around when I need him?

I mean, look at you. You have a fantastic breasts, a body most women would buy, a business; but at the same time you lack.

Your personality is minimal. You cling onto the rock that sunk your ship as it brings you deeper and deeper. You feel hated, you spend all of your day with slimey drunks fighting for a cause that is near dead because you're pathetic.

If I was gay, you would go get a sex change operation because you need a rebound. You want gratification about something about you.

Face it, people would rather die than be with you. I just did it because I felt sorry for you.

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

If I needed you, do you really think I would be saying this? If I really wanted you that badly. I would rather watch you BURN than come in a ten-foot radius of you EVER again.

You're disgusting and you've just got a God complex because you know you'll never be as good as your daddy was. Because you're worthless. You failed as a President, you failed the people of Midgar, and you failed as a lover.

I'm surprised you can take so much failure in one lifetime, Rufus. Honestly.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

You'd be suprised how used to that I am; so try again.

[lonely-memories.livejournal.com]

*blush* M-Mr. Shinra, sir, there are children viewing this!

((ooc: *trying to figure out who the chick is without Dad seeing the picture XD* ... Wait. or is that Reno. XD god, I lose.))

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

((ooc: That's Reno. XD Smexy smexy Reno.))

Whoops. I guess I should have linked to that instead of just sticking it out there. I forgot there were kids here.

GOD, RUFUS, KEEP YOUR SEKRITBUZINES SECRET.

[lonely-memories.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Well he LOOKS like a chick in that picture. except, you know. no b00bies.))

It's okay, everyone makes mistakes. :)

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Actually, only Sora and Roxas use keyblades.

((ooc: hey, she died before Riku or Kairi got theirs.))

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

... Sora?

*suddenly thoughts of Sora transforming into a mini-Kadaj flood his thoughts*

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Short, annoying, hair like a porcupine's ass?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

That's not Kaa-san!

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

It looks like her. Sora is using your mom to further his agenda.

((get your ass into the chat room. XDD))

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

It can't be Kaa-san! It's far too... phallic!

((I'm going to have to kill you, I'm supposed to be getting ready for work! XD My AIM is being a bitch.))

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

... you've never met her have you?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...shut up.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

... thought so.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Shut up. I've seen photos. Kaa-san was beautiful!

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Only pictures? That's so you.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

What? What's wrong with that? I'm allowed to look at pictures!

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

... you shouldn't be allowed to draw them.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...will you stop going on about that?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

No. Tifa thinks I'm gay thank to you.

But it's not you. It's her. WTF.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Serves you right, you son-of-a-bitch. I bet you turn women gay all the time.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

... that didn't make sense.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

You know what I meant! You sleep with women and they hate you so much they decide to hate all men and turn into lesbians!

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I can get a threesome.

*wanders off*

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

What? NO!

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

*looking for two women too care*

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I love you too sweetums.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Shut up, Rufus. I don't know why you'd even think I'd find you attractive.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I'm not pretty enough for you. I'm aghast.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

No! Of course you're pretty! It's just that...

...oh, fuck.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

You think I'm pretty?

... that's just GAY.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I am NOT gay! Kaa-san is female!