dramadramaduck | (no subject)

Dear Kadaj.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I... I go away for a few days and it seems like I miss EVERYTHING.

It's just me laughing at an asshole, no worries.

...If you say so.

Ignore your boyfriend, he's just making things up again.

Heyhey, she's not my girlfriend!

Your fangirl then?

Hardly.

We're just old friends.

'Old' being the operative word?

I suppose so. We live much longer than humans.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

What?!

You're funny. So how old are you, anyway?

Over a hundred. Wisdom comes with age, kiddo.

Yeah, you look it, Grandad. You're really pretty stupid for a pensioner.

Says the man with grey hair.

It's not grey. It's silver.

Yeah, ok. Whatever.

Like yours is ginger.

Mmhm. Technically, that's probably what the colour is called, yes. But the shade is bright red.

Oh, and just to keep up traditon, butthole.

Yoru obsession with backsides is starting to worry me.

Your obsession with your mum started to worry me a long time ago.

Really? It doesn't worry me, so I guess it's your problem.

? You called?

...I don't know you, but I was busy insulting the other poster...

Saaaa, I keep forgetting this introduction thing, don't I? Kakashi, nice t'meetcha♥.

Abarai Renji - you don't seem to be an idiot, so nice to meet ya too.

WHAT?

You.. haha... and Rufus...haha...

STFU. Nothing has ever happened between us other than him killing Kaa-san and me kicking him around for a bit in his wheelchair.

Not what I heard.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Then I'd love to know who you've been talking to.

What did Kadaj do that was so funny?

Rufus, from the sound of it.

The only person that will love you is your hand. And even he's getting sick of you.

Meow.