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Ahem. This thing on?

HAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL IL PALAZZZOOOOOO-SAMAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greetings, mortals and earthlings and peons alike! I, Excel, have come to tell you all about the greatness and superiority of ACROSS - the Organization for the Promotion of the Institutionalization of the [Supreme Ideological] Ideal [on Earth]! More specifically, I have come to tell you of the supreme dishyness and general sexy body of my great lord, Il Palazzo-sama!

I am Excel, fourth in command of ACROSS, and I have been charged with the conversion of this land called Inter Net to our ideals! You are all, as of now, underlings of Il Palazzo-sama!

Questions?

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Shut up.

...

Fantastic. Another crazy person.

Hey, no way! We're not underlings just 'cause you say we are, that's unfair!

Pot. Kettle.

You're a fine one to talk. You hang out with a plushie.

He's not a real plushie!

...he's a fake plushie?

No!

Ah! Do I strike you speechless with my limitless beauty and charm?

I am not crazy! I am a loyal and faithful underlink of Il Palazzo-sama! He has claimed this Inter Net as a new dominion of ACROSS!

Face it, you've been conquered. Now the sooner you sit down and accept that, the better it will be for everyone. Excuse me, my underling just died again.

Oh, it's not just cause I say you are, it's because Il Palazzo-sama has conquered you. Toodles!

...No.

Ha! I don't see this Palazzo guy anywhere, and he can't conquer us just by sending his girlfriend to just SAY we're underlings now!

I think the Holy Mother would like to know what you're on about...

...I don't think I'm conquered.

No!

He's a real, actual shinigami who used a plushie picture on the Internets! Fool.

Don't you ever dare to call me a fool.

YES DUMB CUNT.

THE INTERNET IS ALREADY *MY* MINION.

Then don't act like one, fool.

Hey, I'm not the one mummying a guy who can't even work out how to set his own LJ icons. Do you put his clothes out for him every morning?

She can call you what she damn well likes.

Let's take this outta this freak's post. She might think we are interested or something.

*snort* The day I'm conquered is the day the planet starts revolving backwards.

The internet isn't a tangible thing, retard number 2.

Wait, wait. So this Il Palazzo guy is trying to do what exactly?

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